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Peep on Rockin’ in the Free World

21 Mar

 

My obsession with peeps has reached a desperately high level.  Not only have I come up with new peep names for movies (such as Molly Peepwald’s career high points in “Peepteen Candles”, “The Peepfast Club”, and “For Peeps”), but I’ve also modified the recipe for the peeptini AND come up with lame ass peep jokes.  Someone needs to step in and help me.  It’s getting out of control.

Catherinette’s Pink Peeptini Recipe

  • 1 oz limoncello
  • 1 oz raspberry vodka
  • 1 tsp frozen pink lemonade concentrate
  • 1 pink peep

Mix the liquid ingredients in a shaker with ice, pour into a martini glass (fuck the stupid Tang).  Don’t forget to float the peep.

Ready for the peep jokes?  Are you sure?  You might want to reconsider before going any further. . .

  • Q: Where do peeps come from?
  • A: The Peep-les Republic of China
  • Q: What’s the name of the favorite peep R&B group?
  • A: Gladys Knight and the Peeps
  • Q: What’s the number #1 all time selling peep book?
  • A: War and Peeps
  • Q: What do peeps say at the end of every church service?
  • A: Peeps be with you.
  • Q: What do peeps take when they have a stomach ache?
  • A: Peep-tobismal

It’s a sickness.  Seriously, I need help.  I leave you with one important question: what’s so crazy about peeps, love, and understanding?