Why must my throat hurt? WHY?? It’s a 3 day weekend and I have plans which require not being sick! God freaking damn it. I hate having a sore throat.* Boo!! Why can’t they invent medicine that actually works-and doesn’t taste like burning or nastiness? We’re in the 21st century now, you’d think that we would have something potent by now.
I want to go home, crawl in bed and go to sleep until it’s not sore anymore. Instead, I will sit here and “work” and then leave to go pick up Un-boyfriend at the airport.
Poor, stupid Un-boyfriend. He went off on a dream skiing vacation to Utah on Monday. On his first run down the mountain on Tuesday, he ignored a sign that said “Caution: Cliffs Ahead.” Then he blew out his knee. He had to cut his trip short and needs help with all of his crap since he’s now injured. Too bad he spent tons of money on new skis, and a helmet (which should say “I ride the short bus” on the side of it).
Tomorrow I’ll be taking him to his doctor’s appointment-which will suck as I’m sure I’ll still be feeling like crap. Where’s his girlfriend when he needs her? (And yes, she totally looks like that.)
MY THROAT HURTS!!
*No, Claude and Lola, I do not want a shot of vitamin BJ to make it feel better.
