Behold. . .

19 Mar

Being a girl just rocks.  After seeing a chick flick (staring one of my secret Just the Tip lovers) with Lola.  I had to run to the store. 

 Behold my purchases!

Is it obvious that it’s that time of the month?  BT dubs, I’m going to eat the entire pint of ice cream.

13 Responses to “Behold. . .”

  1. Suze March 19, 2008 at 6:00 am #

    I absolutely love Chubby Hubby Ice Cream. Be a good friend and send me some over would ya?

    Too late. In the time it took you to send the comment, and me to respond, I ate the entire fucking thing. It was delicious! -CS

  2. Jenna March 19, 2008 at 6:01 am #

    Oh you poor thing. But really, must you stoop so low as an Oprah magazine?

    I know, it’s shameful, as is eating all 1320 calories of ice cream. I’m blaming it on the hormones. -CS

  3. Single Girl in the City March 19, 2008 at 6:23 am #

    This is totally TMI, but since you obviously agree with me that there is no such thing as TMI, as is evidenced by your ginormous box of tampons…

    Anyway, I digress. My point was, I am totally ragging right along with you… is it possible, that I’ve spent so much time on your blog that our [.] have synced up?

    I mean, it’s one thing to be around chicks all the time and have that happen, but from blogging? who knew…

    And, btw – you are a total heinous bitch for posting a picture of chubby hubby for us pms-ing lactose intolerant former B&J lovers to drool over…

    I hate you a little bit. But in an adoring kind of way 🙂 please give more food porn stat.

    My dear, Single Girl in the City (who needs a new nickname and will henceforth be known here as SinCity), there’s no such thing as TMI. I have banished it from the likes of this pleasant site.

    We all are probably on the same cycle. It’s crazy what can happen over the internet. Boys, you’re next.

    Oh, and FYI: I’m lactose intolerant too. That will never keep me away from a pint of ice cream. Take some lactaid pills right before you eat the dairy stuff and you’ll be golden. And if you’re not? What’s a little more bloating and gasiness when you’re home alone. Now that paints a pretty picture, doesn’t it? -CS

  4. tabbie March 19, 2008 at 6:28 am #

    I have never read O- not even in my most crazy PMS moments did I even think of buying it.

    Know what? I hate Oprah. I really do. I think she’s a sanctimonius bitch. In my fit of hormonse, however, I couldn’t resist all of the pretty Spring colors. -CS

  5. Amadeo March 19, 2008 at 6:48 pm #

    If this was football season I would have similar urges, just replace the Ice Cream with Beer, the magazine with Cloves and the tampons with a salty food item. Then if the team loses I’ll be cranky for the entire week…only improving if they win the following sunday.

    Christ, it really is like a menstrual cycle. -CS

  6. cinnkitty March 19, 2008 at 11:09 pm #

    ..ha..ha.ha.. I find irony in the fact that you are eating “Chubby Hubby” ice cream while on the rag…. Trust me.. in my head.. it’s fucking hilarious! 😛

    Is it the chubby or the hubby that you find abusing? -CS

  7. ginormousboobs March 20, 2008 at 12:56 am #

    At first I thought Tabbie was talking about The Story of O – and I was going to call her a damn liar because that O is in a shelf right next to her bed.

    Now she just needs a pint of ice cream and bottle of wine and we have what I like to call “Saturday Night.” -CS

  8. Andrew March 20, 2008 at 1:00 am #

    cinnkitty does have a good point…

    Though given your rather persistent ‘single status’ perhaps its a bad choice of ice cream name altogether ?

    What about :-

    Berried Treasure ?
    Cinnamon buns ?
    Half Baked ?
    Americone Dream ? (but only the tip f the cone mind you).

    I’m not even going to go anywhere near their ice cream names for someone flying the flag on the 18th hole.

    It’s too bad they don’t have a flavor called: Home Alone. That would be my signature flavor. Though I do like your idea of the Americone Dream-maybe I’ll have to stick with that on Tuesdays. -CS

  9. Write Procrastinator April 2, 2008 at 7:12 pm #

    What, no Oreo Cakesters?

    What are these Oreo Cakesters of which you speak? -CS

  10. Write Procrastinator April 4, 2008 at 4:18 am #

    “What are these Oreo Cakesters of which you speak?”

    Are you perfectly serious???

    Wow, I can’t even fathom that. The Cakester, a divine creation of cake that is simply not a soft Oreo. Start with “Chocolate Creme,” its the best flavor and it will change your life…

    …not necessarily for the better ; )

    I have to have those right this very second! Why don’t you bring me some? -CS

  11. Write Procrastinator April 4, 2008 at 4:19 am #

    “It’s,” I meant.

    Thanks for the clarification. -CS

  12. Write Procrastinator April 6, 2008 at 12:45 am #

    “I have to have those right this very second! Why don’t you bring me some?”

    Uh, because they would never make it past ticket check-in, much less Nevada.

    You could always fly here first, and then buy them on your way to my house. Buy lie 6 packages and just try to not eat all of them before getting here. -CS

  13. Write Procrastinator April 7, 2008 at 3:46 am #

    “You could always fly here first, and then buy them on your way to my house. Buy lie 6 packages and just try to not eat all of them before getting here.”

    Okay, judging from this hypothetical, you obviously haven’t tried them ; )

    You know what, WP, I don’t even know if we have those here. Might have to make a special trip to the grocery store just to find out. I will report back my findings. -CS

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