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A Little Known Fact About Me

19 Mar

This is a going to come as a major shock to many of you.  I recommend that you sit down and take a deep breath before continuing.  Ready?  You sure?  Okay, here we go.  I am part pig.  I know!  Shocker!!  Take a deep breath, relax, get a hold of yourself. 

Here comes another huge shocker: I did, indeed, eat the entire pint of ice cream.  Oh how my stomach hurts now.  Hurts so good.  Here’s what doesn’t hurt so good, the knowledge that I inhaled 1320 calories.  

Let’s take a look at the damage, shall we?

  • Calories: 1320
  • Fat Grams: 80 grams (that’s 120% of the recommended daily intake)
  • Saturated Fat: 44 grams (that’s 200% of the recommended daily intake)

Oh how those numbers make we want to weep, but only a little bit.  Because it was all worth it.  All of those fudgey peanut butter filled pretzels have brought a lot of joy to my life. 

Thank you Ben & Jerry’s.  Thank you.

Ugh, my stomach is starting to hurt now. . .

Behold. . .

19 Mar

Being a girl just rocks.  After seeing a chick flick (staring one of my secret Just the Tip lovers) with Lola.  I had to run to the store. 

 Behold my purchases!

Is it obvious that it’s that time of the month?  BT dubs, I’m going to eat the entire pint of ice cream.