This is a going to come as a major shock to many of you. I recommend that you sit down and take a deep breath before continuing. Ready? You sure? Okay, here we go. I am part pig. I know! Shocker!! Take a deep breath, relax, get a hold of yourself.
Here comes another huge shocker: I did, indeed, eat the entire pint of ice cream. Oh how my stomach hurts now. Hurts so good. Here’s what doesn’t hurt so good, the knowledge that I inhaled 1320 calories.
Let’s take a look at the damage, shall we?
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Calories: 1320
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Fat Grams: 80 grams (that’s 120% of the recommended daily intake)
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Saturated Fat: 44 grams (that’s 200% of the recommended daily intake)
Oh how those numbers make we want to weep, but only a little bit. Because it was all worth it. All of those fudgey peanut butter filled pretzels have brought a lot of joy to my life.
Thank you Ben & Jerry’s. Thank you.
Ugh, my stomach is starting to hurt now. . .