Riddle Me This

11 Mar

  • 1400(ish) employees
  • 4 buildings
  • 1 cafeteria
  • 4 cashiers
  • 6 microwaves in the cafeteria

Who did that fucking math? 


15 Responses to “Riddle Me This”

  1. gnugs March 11, 2008 at 10:34 pm #

    It’s got to be the civil engineers. Probably the same one that built the bridge over International Speedway in Daytona Beach, Florida, and didn’t put in any drainage for when it rains. GOTTA love’em!

    Don’t you wonder how on earth no one catches the design flaws? -CS

  2. thenextfish March 11, 2008 at 10:57 pm #

    Was it the same person who put only one microwave in my old cafeteria despite the couple of thousand daily patrons?

    I’m going to go ahead and say yes on that. -CS

  3. Mr. Fabulous March 11, 2008 at 11:15 pm #

    Bathrooms. That’s the main issue for me. Bathrooms!

    We have plenty of bathrooms. 2 sets on every floor of every building. Not an issue here, but making food is a huge problem. Oh, and parking is now getting to be a pain. -CS

  4. Chardonnay March 11, 2008 at 11:20 pm #

    How’s this one for you:

    5,000 employees
    1,500 parking spots
    4 elevators

    Hmm. . .I believe you are describing our offices downtown. -CS

  5. Newmie March 11, 2008 at 11:41 pm #

    That’s management’s way of saying that they would prefer for you to not eat. How else do you think they can afford that pricey Inner Harbor location?

    Too bad I’m nowhere near the Harbor. That would make it much easier to go out and find something more delicious to eat. Instead, I’m trapped here. At least the parking is free. . . -CS

  6. Skylers Dad March 11, 2008 at 11:59 pm #

    At least you got 4 cashiers! My old place (Sun Micro) had 1 slooooow cashier.

    I never said they were all working at the same time. -CS

  7. Suze March 12, 2008 at 2:08 am #

    My bad 🙂

    You better freaking fix it! -CS

  8. Lauren March 12, 2008 at 3:14 am #

    And yet our location, which has maybe 300+/- has 8 microwaves. I’ll count tomorrow, but I’m pretty sure it’s at least 8. Yeah, life’s not so bad at the building on the hill. Too bad 7 of them are so repulsive on the inside that you can bearly stomach using them.

    It’s the same thing here. I don’t think they’ve ever been cleaned. Yet I still need one to heat up my food. -CS

  9. cinnkitty March 12, 2008 at 4:01 am #

    Ooo…oooo… I know! I know!! The idiots in charge!!! ha..ha.ha… 🙂

    Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner! -CS

  10. Del-v March 12, 2008 at 3:22 pm #

    That’s why I have to pack a lunch. We have the same issues here too.

    I pack my lunch too (sometimes), problem is that it has to be heat up. -CS

  11. Amadeo March 12, 2008 at 5:18 pm #

    Here’s a good one…our board reduced our lunch time from an hour to a half hour….WTF. If you go somewhere and get lunch that takes the entire 30 minutes. I suggested this meant they want us to bring cheese sandwiches and sit at our desk.

    Why are you still working there? -CS

  12. Diane Mandy March 12, 2008 at 6:12 pm #

    a man

    Most likely. . . -CS

  13. pistols at dawn March 12, 2008 at 9:11 pm #

    That just means no one will catch you when you steal shit.

    How’s that? Because there’s nothing to steal? -CS

  14. pistols at dawn March 13, 2008 at 12:24 am #

    It just means only 4 cashiers guarding the exit, so only eight eyes to catch you. And since it’s Baltimore, half of those eyes are blind with the syph.

    Syph is bad. -CS

  15. 5of9er March 13, 2008 at 7:07 pm #

    I feel bad for those four cashiers… what a crappy job.

    Those 7 diamond hookers also have a crappy job. BWAHAHAHA!! Get it?? Crappy job! Hot Carl!! -CS

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