NEWSFLASH!

29 Feb

I have just been informed that Notebook has a girlfriend AND that she is going to be there tonight.

BOO!!  I think I’m going to just bail.  My day is ruined. 

14 Responses to “NEWSFLASH!”

  1. Cindy February 29, 2008 at 10:36 pm #

    Ugh! I’ve been following along at home and my heart just sank when I read this! Sorry, sweetie.

    It stings, I’m not gonna lie. -CS

  2. Newmie February 29, 2008 at 11:05 pm #

    Do you want me to help you take her down? I’m angry and I like to put it to good use.

    Yes, please come over and then if you could run them over in the parking lot.

    You know the really crazy awful part? I could literally cry. He’s such a jerk and I’d be miserable if I was with him, but it makes me even more miserable to know that I can’t have him as my own. Ugh. I hate having feelings. They’re the worst. -CS

  3. Newmie February 29, 2008 at 11:12 pm #

    Sister, have you read my blog? “He may be an asshole but he’s mine all mine.” I get it. That’s the story of my life. I am a total pansy about this stuff too but by cursing a lot and acting tough, I cover it up. They can’t take my attitude away from me.

    So you’re saying you want me to help you take her down?:)

    Going to read it now. I hate boys.

    I would say yes, but there’s no need because I’m not going. Lola and Muffy are rescuing me. We’re going for the old booze and James McAvoy combo. It has proven healing properties. Before and after the movie there will be a lot of booze. -CS

  4. ME IN MD February 29, 2008 at 11:13 pm #

    omg CS…i know the feeling – and im in the same mood ad newme today!!!! The three of us should hang out!

    Me me at Landmark movie theatre at 7:00 for Penelope. I’ll be the bitter one carrying the Michael Kors handbag and a sour look. -CS

  5. Newmie February 29, 2008 at 11:35 pm #

    I heart booze…it’s nature’s little miracle.

    And the best part is that it comes in so many different flavors. -CS

  6. Amadeo February 29, 2008 at 11:39 pm #

    I could make him wet his pants in front of her…then you can know that despite not having him yourself he is ruined for most others…plus the smell of urine my snuff out any wanting of him at all for you as well.

    I nearly wet my own pants reading this. Had I gone I totally would have loved to seem him pee himself. 🙂 -CS

  7. ME IN MD February 29, 2008 at 11:41 pm #

    u guys should go to the Stil afterwards – usually cute 30 and 40somethings there!

    We talked about it last night. James Joyce was fun last night, until a wedding party showed up and messed everything up for us. We’ll have to try the Stil another time. -CS

  8. Not Carrie Bradshaw March 1, 2008 at 5:12 am #

    Guys are so retarted. Sorry to hear about this but remember booze and the blogosphere will always be there for you!

    Thank goodness for the both of them! -CS

  9. Foxy Luv March 1, 2008 at 4:14 pm #

    I say a big fat whatever to him – you are way cuter and more fabulous then any clap havin’ hooker he’s seeing now!

    Besides, it is going to suck to be her as he will be lusting after you in his heart the whole time!

    But it sucks nonetheless. Sorry about that, girlfriend. Vote yes on proposition booze.

    He can suck it. -CS

  10. the princess March 1, 2008 at 9:35 pm #

    k, that pretty much just plain sucks. sorry that happened, but maybe she’s really nice and you can be life long friends.

    F that noise. We will never be friends. NEVER!! She is my nemesis.

    Okay, so she’s not but the chances of us meeting are slim to none as we live in different towns and I’ll probably now avoid Notebook like I avoid bus station bathrooms. -CS

  11. Katrocket March 1, 2008 at 10:03 pm #

    Rats! It’s moments like this that keep me from wookin’ pa nub in the first place. Sorry CS – I’m baking chocolate chip cookies in your honour today.

    How did my cookies turn out? -CS

  12. pistols at dawn March 2, 2008 at 10:58 pm #

    If it makes you feel any better, that new girl is hideous.

    I assume.

    At least ugly on the inside.

    She probably has an extra limb and 3 nipples. Then again, that might make her attractive to the opposite sex. Me not know. -CS

  13. sid March 3, 2008 at 3:22 pm #

    Poor you. I know exactly how you feel.

    Not a pleasant feeling. -CS

  14. Mr. Fabulous March 3, 2008 at 6:09 pm #

    I’m hurt. You need someone taken out and you didn’t call me? You KNOW I’ve always wanted to whack someone!

    The only person that needed to be taken out was me. But not as in “killed”, just as in “taken to the nearest bar and given lots of booze.” -CS

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