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NEWSFLASH!

29 Feb

I have just been informed that Notebook has a girlfriend AND that she is going to be there tonight.

BOO!!  I think I’m going to just bail.  My day is ruined. 

The Science of Hooking Up

29 Feb

Let’s talk about probabilities.  Some of us have alluded to the factors that come into play when determining your chances of having a hook up.  For those of you that don’t think that there are other factors that impact your chances, wake up and smell the Starbucks peppermint mocha.  What rock have you been living under?  Come on now!!

It’s time to get edu-macated, bitches.  Here we go. . .

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