Shh. . .Don’t Tell

27 Feb

I’ll let you all in on a little secret if you promise not to tell anyone.

I would totally let him stick the tip in. 

19 Responses to “Shh. . .Don’t Tell”

  1. Amadeo February 27, 2008 at 7:05 pm #

    The link is broken…I can not see it!!!! How will I be entertained if I can not see it.

    Stupid broken link. I fixed it. Mmm. . .Ryan Reynolds. -CS

  2. step right up February 27, 2008 at 7:58 pm #

    Body = 10
    Face = it’s ok
    Now put Jason Statham’s face on that bod and it’s on like donkey kong.

    I’d totally do both of them-though not at the same time. -CS

  3. Meagan February 27, 2008 at 8:27 pm #

    I would hit that once and then twice in the morning!

    His hotness should be illegal! -CS

  4. Amadeo February 27, 2008 at 9:14 pm #

    I’m actually proud to say I’ve never used the “Just the tip” line…do I get any points for that.

    You still have time. -CS

  5. Ginormous Boobs February 27, 2008 at 9:31 pm #

    This boy is BEAUTIFUL…and he would get way more than the tip from me.

    I had a crush on him way back in the day when he played the drummer named Billy (i think) on that Nickelodeon show, Sixteen.

    I still have some of those babies on tape.

    He is fiery hot. FIERY HOT! Why did I not know that he was on this show? I feel like I’ve been robbed. I remember him from 2 Guys, A Girl, And A Pizza Place. Hot like fire. -CS

  6. Skylers Dad February 27, 2008 at 10:31 pm #

    Any tip or The tip???

    THE tip. THE TIP!! -CS

  7. Red February 27, 2008 at 11:18 pm #

    Wow, I think it was actually called Fifteen, and I don’t remember him being on it, but I have been crushing on him since Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place. He’s got my vote for Hottest Guy in Hollywood. Possibly in America. If you’ve never seen the movie Buying the Cow, ladies, it’s a must Netflix. It’s not a good movie, per se, but RR is almost entirely naked for a substantial percentage of the movie. Very much worth watching.

    In real life, I only sleep with people I’m very serious about (and I should be so lucky as to have him be serious about me). But in, as my friend used to call it and I should share “Super Fantasy Fuck World”, Mr. Reynolds can have me any way he wants and all I’ll have to say is “more, please?”

    I love to sleep around, assuming that it’s an option that’s availabe to me. Unfortunately, it is not (and no, Mr. Yellow Mustang is not an option) so I must just have my secret fantasy life where Ryan Reynolds plays a staring role. -CS

  8. pistols at dawn February 27, 2008 at 11:18 pm #

    Yes, [attractive male celebrity] certainly is attractive!

    Don’t pretend like you don’t know who he is. I remember you talking about Ryan Reynolds half the night when we had dinner. -CS

  9. DUDACKATTACK!!! February 28, 2008 at 12:24 am #

    Unblemished face, mussed hair, washboard abs and no talent.

    You go girls!

    My dear, of COURSE he has talent!! Look at those abs, that’s talent right there! -CS

  10. leonesse February 28, 2008 at 1:41 am #

    I confess to seeing the prints from that shoot. NICE ASS! I mean, Y.U.M!!! There are nudes, ladies, and they are spectacular.

    I demand to know how you saw the prints and why you have not told me of this before! I want an explanation immediately if not sooner! -CS

  11. Not Carrie Bradshaw February 28, 2008 at 3:08 am #

    Oooh! I love him too (and have since the Fifteen days). I was sad when him and Alanis Morrisette broke up, though. They were such a hot Canadian couple.

    I almost threw a party when they broke up. He’s far too hot for her. -CS

  12. *Red February 28, 2008 at 4:18 am #

    He’s very pretty.

    He most certainly is. -CS

  13. Diane Mandy February 28, 2008 at 3:18 pm #

    Sneaky lady, you changed the photo!

    I had to! How far would it be if the public was robbed of his hotness because of a broken link? -CS

  14. Beth February 28, 2008 at 3:19 pm #

    Damn, so would I …

    He’s so freaking hot. He really is. I wonder if he just stares at himself in the mirror admiring his own hotness. -CS

  15. Newmie February 28, 2008 at 5:52 pm #

    How did you get a copy of my 2007 Christmas Card, featuring my boyfriend, Ryan? I figure with a man this hot, I should share the wealth (and the abs, which you can bounce quarters off of, by the way.) I am off to do my laundry on my boyfriend’s washboard stomach.

    That would be MY boyfriend you are referring to. He is mine. MINE!! And don’t you freaking touch his stomach, because-as I’ve mentioned-he’s mine. -CS

  16. Katrocket February 28, 2008 at 8:04 pm #

    Dude! Sweet.

    Yes, he most certainly is. DELICIOUS! -CS

  17. DUDACKATTACK February 29, 2008 at 6:06 am #

    No, no, I meant:

    National Lampoon’s Van Wilder
    Waiting..
    Just Friends
    Blade: Trinity
    The In-Laws

    That kind of o talent.

    Sorry for the confusion..

    I know what you meant. I just feel that his deliciously good looks compensate for his so-so acting skills. -CS

  18. simple mindz March 1, 2008 at 9:03 am #

    Oh man….that is beau – ti – ful…..

    I would so let him, do whateva he wanted…

    I need a really cute guy!

    You and me both, sister! -CS

  19. Single Girl March 3, 2008 at 7:33 am #

    Hunny, I’d let him stick in more than just the tip…

    So would I, I just didn’t want anyone to be shocked. Plus, “I’d let him stick it in” is not as funny. -CS

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