Behold. . .

25 Feb

Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to present to you Foxy’s new intern!


That’s right, boys and girls, no hot intern.  Why?  What have I done to deserve this?  I’ve been relatively well behaved (though not intentionally).  Now we’re stuck with Kyle’s mom as the new intern.  Let me tell you, she seriously stinks.

Meanwhile, there’s a SMOKING hot young man talking to Lit’l Smokey right now.  I’m talking seriously hot.  I’m struggling to remain in my seat instead of doing a leap straight into his lap.  Why can’t he be the intern??

The really magical part is that Foxy and I are currently IM’ing about how hot Lit’l Smokey’s visitor is. We are so mature about the whole thing.  We really are.  And now I will allow you to take a sneaky peak into our “secret” conversation:

Me: How come you never have any hot interns.  Like Hotty McHotterton, for example?

Foxy: Me not know.

Me: Wait a second. . .is Hotty McHotterton Lit’l Smokey’s new intern?  That might me too hot and smokey for me to handle!

Foxy: I don’t think so. . .LS doesn’t have a class.

Me: Oh, I see.

Foxy: Your mama.

Foxy: Hotty’s voice – not so good.

Me: I’d take it.

Foxy: No thank you.

Me: He’s so hot.

Foxy: As long as he doesn’t talk.

Me: What if he whispers?

Foxy: That’ll work.

10 Responses to “Behold. . .”

  1. pistols at dawn February 25, 2008 at 10:02 pm #

    Just walk by, grab your tits, and you’ll have his attention. Maybe that just works for me.

    I’m totally going to do that the next time I see him. Hope he’s not with his mother. -CS

  2. Guv'ner February 25, 2008 at 10:19 pm #

    Just hum the song whenever Kyle’s mom passes and see if she gets it.

    As for the male hot tottie, I think maybe Pistols said something that made sense for the first time ever. 🙂

    Every time I see her I start singing the song to myself. It’s a great song, but not one I want living in my head for the next 2 months. -CS

  3. Tabbie February 25, 2008 at 11:35 pm #

    Foxy should be really mean to the intern so she leaves and you can get a hottie in the office as a replacement.

    She’s afraid of the wrath of Kyle’s mom. She’s a pretty scary person. I wouldn’t mess with her. -CS

  4. cinnkitty February 26, 2008 at 12:19 am #

    “hot and smoky” and suddenly… I have visions of Slim Jims dancing in my head and people screaming “SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!!!!” what the hell…… some sort of weird subliminal programming you got going on in this here blog, CS?? 🙂

    I heart beef jerky.

    “Snap into a Slim Jim” doesn’t exactly put me in the mood to get it on. It does, however, put me in the mood to snack. -CS

  5. Skylers Dad February 26, 2008 at 2:36 am #

    If his voice bothers you, offer to give him something else to do with his mouth…

    HEY-O! The voice doesn’t bother me, but I’d totally let him do something else with his mouth. -CS

  6. gnugs February 26, 2008 at 4:37 am #

    Don’t interns have to do whatever you tell them?

    OOOOHHHH he possibilities for sexual harrasment. 🙂

    It’s always pleasant to sexually harrass the hot ones, or to be sexually harrassed by them. -CS

  7. Amadeo February 26, 2008 at 4:58 am #

    At the end of the day, ask her to tell Kyle you said hi and walk away.

    And her response would be, “What? What? What?” -CS

  8. MisstressM February 26, 2008 at 7:37 am #

    Hmmmmmmmmm….its like my assistants. They are all old, dumb and cant stop asking stupid question. I say you tell her that “if she doesnt change the air in her tires the wheels will rot and fall off when she is on the freeway.”

    Why must we always get shafted, Mistress M? I believe that you and I deserve a fiery hot cabana boy to report to us. Wouldn’t that make the world a much nicer place? No more stupid interns or assistants for us! -CS

  9. Write Procrastinator February 26, 2008 at 11:44 am #

    What happened to the green top? You two were doing so well together and if that top doesn’t bring the interns in…well, I guess you’ll have to buy a Mustang.

    It’s still hanging up in the closet. I’m not supposed to wear the shirt to work because it’s “inappropriate workplace attire”. Do you think the nipple cut outs are too much? -CS

  10. sid February 26, 2008 at 3:19 pm #

    What if he whispers? LOL! Sounds like something I’d say.

    Then you and Foxy would get along swimmingly! -CS

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