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Behold. . .

25 Feb

Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to present to you Foxy’s new intern!

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Catherinette & Simone Cover the Oscars

25 Feb

It’s like asking if you’d rather have your hand shredded in a wood chipper or in the garbage disposal.  Who would you rather watch cover the Ocars: Ryan Seacrest and his saucy lame jokes or Lisa Rinna looking like she just walked into a glass wall?  Not a really great choice either way.  This, year, Simone and I are doing our own commentary, and it’s going to be magical for everyone involved.

4 minutes and counting!  Snacks?  Check!  Wine?  Check!  Beer?  Check!  Chocolate?  Check!  We’re ready for the fun to begin.  Wrap it up Regis and let’s go!

While we wait for one last set of commercials, let me enlighten you with some special revelations.  Daniel Day Lewis’s wife looks like his mother.  Cate Blanchett’s dress is atrocious.  Renee Zellweger’s hair is worse.  I would do Javier Bardem in a hot minute-even if he was nowhere near a Mustang.

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