Volunteer/Voluntear

14 Feb

I give to the people.  Really, I do.  From time to time I volunteer at various events just to show how giving and caring I am.  Volunteering is a great way to meet new people (like people you might hook up with in a parked car outside of a bar), go to great events (where there’s an open bar and you might make out with a gay boy), and give back to the people (in the form of making out with them). 

This Saturday I’m going to be volunteering in the afternoon.  So, I just found out that someone I “know” is going to be there too.  Now, I can’t quite tell you who it is since I’m not blogging about boys because of Lent, but I’ll give you a hint:

In case the hint doesn’t help you out, you may want to read this for the full scoop.  It’ll spell it all out for you.  I love my life.

17 Responses to “Volunteer/Voluntear”

  1. cinnkitty February 14, 2008 at 1:47 am #

    hee..hee…hee… w00t!!!!! You go girl.. ooo.. can you tell me the story and I’LL blog about it?? bwa..ha.ha…

    There will be nothing to tell because I’m planning on ignoring him the whole entire time. But I’ll let you know about how he tries to make up excuses for not calling me and you can write all about it and then I’ll just link to the posting. -CS

  2. Andrew February 14, 2008 at 1:52 am #

    There’s nothing like returning to the scene of the crime…just watch out for the gear lever, it can leave a nasty mark.

    He had his chance. I’m not getting back in his car. F him and his gear lever. -CS

  3. Diane Mandy February 14, 2008 at 2:03 am #

    I just searched Mustang on your site to try and find out what was going on…

    My dear, Diane, I have just made an edit to the posting. There’s a link to the original story. Or you can just click here to read about the wonders of my life. -CS

  4. Suze February 14, 2008 at 2:16 am #

    Oh excellent. Fun times are ahead for you my friend!

    Hmm. . .might have to wear that green shirt I didn’t wear for Pistols. -CS

  5. tabbie February 14, 2008 at 3:57 am #

    Ignore him completely. To do otherwise would be unfair to us, as we won’t get to hear about it.

    You’ll be delighted to know that I was planning on doing just that. -CS

  6. Chardonnay February 14, 2008 at 4:18 am #

    I need to change the places I volunteer. I am either surrounded by kids or gay men. Damnit!

    Hey, there’s nothing wrong with the gay men. If they’re drunk enough you might be able to make out with them. It worked for me-in the middle of a fund raising gala. It was magic. -CS

  7. the princess February 14, 2008 at 4:23 am #

    are you seriously going to keep up with the lent business? good stuff, good stuff.

    can i come volenteer with you sometime? sounds like you find the best gigs around.

    Lent is all about sacrifice. By making this important decision, not only do I give up something I love, but so do all of you.

    Really, it’s all a crock on my part. I’m not even religious and I have never ever in my life given anything up for Lent. Not ever. When I said I was giving it up I totally meant it as a joke, but then I thought, “Hmm. . .I wonder if I could actually give anything up for 40 days.”

    Then I thought to myself, “Why?”

    The answer was easy, “It annoys my readers and I love to make others suffer.”

    Oh and also, I don’t have any guys to freaking write about anyway. Thanks, thanks for reminding me that I’m single on Valentine’s Day. I hope you’re happy. I hope you’re happy now. -CS

  8. Foxy Luv February 14, 2008 at 4:40 am #

    I will repeat what I said to certain former hook up about you…your whoring knows no bounds.

    And let me very clear here – I love you for that! Do it up!

    And by “do” I mean have hot sex with. And by”it up”, I mean with Mr. Mustang.

    But no butt sex – not at all classy in the backseat of a car…only in a 5 star hotel after a really nice dinner and dancing.

    Know what I love best about your comment about my whoring not knowing any bounds? The fact that you said it about Notebook and then he stopped talking to me. . .until we hit it in July. -CS

  9. Cheap Thrills February 14, 2008 at 1:41 pm #

    happy love day, miss…

    Same to you! -CS

  10. Lola Magnolia February 14, 2008 at 3:11 pm #

    Unfortunately, I don’t have the time to follow your blog as closely as I should so the car means nothing to me…other than a really ugly-colored Mustang that anyone should be ashamed to own.

    This is upsetting to me, Ms. Magnolia. You’ll be delighted to know that I have no updated the posting so you can read all about Mr. Yellow Mustang. -CS

  11. Amadeo February 14, 2008 at 6:47 pm #

    Crikey…I gotta think the universe is setting you up for a big payout…somewhere…down the line.

    Oh how I hope the payout is soon. It most certainly make for an excellent posting. -CS

  12. Red February 14, 2008 at 7:04 pm #

    It’s kind of like a yellow ‘vette. If you’re going to drive a nice car, what’s up with the ugly color?

    I went on one date once with a salesman in NYC (so of course he lived in North Jersey) and he drove a taxicab-yellow Jeep. Through the course of our date, people kept trying to hail us. That was actually one of the most fun parts of the date.

    I’ve sworn off dating boys from North Jersey. I’ve sworn it off about five times!

    That’s too funny that people were trying to hail you guys! Did you have a meter in the car and did you tip him at the end of the date?

    I very wise decision on your part. -CS

  13. One Date Wonder February 14, 2008 at 7:07 pm #

    Just for the record, anyone who really wants you to call back leaves a message. I’m just sayin’.

    THANK YOU!! I completely and totally agree with you. -CS

  14. A Dating Diary February 14, 2008 at 8:13 pm #

    there is nothing better than a makeout session with a hot, random guy.

    And there’s nothing like ruining that experience like when the hot, random guy says he’s going to call you and then never does. -CS

  15. pistols at dawn February 14, 2008 at 10:11 pm #

    I hear guys that drive sensible but ugly cars totally call you back after making out. You should find one of those guys, and make out with him instead as scientific research.

    Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to go drive somewhere in my Element.

    How are you able to drive anywhere safely in such a hot, hot car. I imagine girls throwing themselves in your path, trying to break the windows just to crawl inside and immediately start making out with you. No? -CS

  16. gnugs February 15, 2008 at 1:50 am #

    Wow. I’ve never even considered the whole “improving the world around me” technique for picking up men. Here, I’ve been waisting my time shopping at the Social Safeway! You have rescued an otherwise bleak Valentines day!

    It’s just an added bonus of giving to the people. You have to give to get (naked with some freaking tool). -CS

  17. pistols at dawn February 16, 2008 at 1:33 am #

    CS, you’re completely right. It’s like a zombie porno movie, riding in that car.

    It’s so scary that I have nightmares about it! -CS

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