Happy Valentine’s Day, Bitches!

14 Feb

11 Responses to “Happy Valentine’s Day, Bitches!”

  1. Diane Mandy February 14, 2008 at 6:21 pm #

    Happy Valentine!

  2. Amadeo February 14, 2008 at 6:45 pm #

    Hold on…that got me all perklempt.

  3. Write Procrastinator February 14, 2008 at 7:32 pm #

    Happy V-Day Pimp C!

    May your pimp hand stay strong
    All those around you, do you no wrong
    And your men last all night long

    Barring that? Hopefully a Ben & Jerry’s truck will breakdown right in front of your house and the driver will say “hey, my fridge has just gone kaput? Do you want all this ice cream?”

    This is the most beautiful poem/toast I have ever read. Ever. -CS

  4. Suze February 14, 2008 at 9:20 pm #

    So beautiful and heartfelt…sniffle. Happy Valentine’s Day to you!!

  5. pistols at dawn February 14, 2008 at 10:15 pm #

    If I had a hat like that, I’m not sure if I’d know which outfits it did and didn’t go with.

  6. the princess February 14, 2008 at 10:53 pm #

    that brought a tear to my eye…:P

    pimp daddy’s lookin good!

  7. Mike February 14, 2008 at 11:51 pm #

    LOL. Happy Valentine’s day.

  8. Ginormous Boobs February 15, 2008 at 1:30 am #

    So I actually got panties for Valentine’s Day today…
    unfortunately, they were FROM MY MOTHER.

    Thoughtful: yes
    Kind of Creepy: double yes

    It would be even creepier if she had sent you crotchless panties. Yuck. -CS

  9. WendyB February 15, 2008 at 1:32 am #

    My kind of guy. And GB, I once got panties from my uncle.

  10. jennyincanada February 15, 2008 at 2:41 am #

    Happy V-Day.

    By the way, I also have a jackass co-worker. I’m looking forward to reading stories about yours.

  11. Foxy Luv February 15, 2008 at 4:02 am #

    You gotta love a little Don “Magic” Juan on Valentine’s Day. Of course, to him it is probably VD day. Is it wrong that I can spot and name a pimp in this manner? It’s wrong isn’t it? Girls who go to Catholic School are not supposed to be collectors of Pimp trading cards, right?
    We’re not supposed to do that…but admit it – it ups the hotness factor. Am I right?

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