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Happy Valentine’s Day, Bitches!

14 Feb


14 Feb

I give to the people.  Really, I do.  From time to time I volunteer at various events just to show how giving and caring I am.  Volunteering is a great way to meet new people (like people you might hook up with in a parked car outside of a bar), go to great events (where there’s an open bar and you might make out with a gay boy), and give back to the people (in the form of making out with them). 

This Saturday I’m going to be volunteering in the afternoon.  So, I just found out that someone I “know” is going to be there too.  Now, I can’t quite tell you who it is since I’m not blogging about boys because of Lent, but I’ll give you a hint:

In case the hint doesn’t help you out, you may want to read this for the full scoop.  It’ll spell it all out for you.  I love my life.