Is That a Booty Call I Hear?

11 Jan

It really surprises me when people tell me that romance is dead.  How is that possible?  Let me tell you about my romantic exchange with Notebook.  You all remember Notebook.  When we last left off we had had a hot make out session in my car shortly after my birthday.  Unfortunately, we didn’t get together during Christmas time, mainly because he totally blew me off.  Fine, whatever.

Then, just yesterday I get a smoking hot email from him.  When I read it, I was sure that he was thinking about our shenanigans back at the wedding in July.  I debated whether not to post it hear, but I’m going to go ahead and do it.  I’m blushing just thinking about it. . .

 Subject: Gordo’s Address

Do you have it?

Happy New Year!!

Okay, so you really have to read between the lines, but it’s there.  Go back and read it again and you’ll see that all of that is code for, “I can’t stop thinking about you and have to have you.”  Knowing that I had to keep the spark alive, I thought about how to respond.  After about 3 hours, I came up with a witty response:

Happy New Year to you.  I don’t have his home address, but I have his email: [email address]

Twenty-four hours passed before he responded.  Clearly he had to be on his feet!  I nearly fell out of my chair when I read the email he sent.  Talk about risque!

 Thank you.

We are totally going to hit it the next time we see each other.

22 Responses to “Is That a Booty Call I Hear?”

  1. teri January 11, 2008 at 9:24 pm #

    you are truly unbelieveable.

    when are we having our first “boy” class? Have you lined up any “experts” on the subject?

    How should we do it? Should we ask questions? I have some guys in mind, and about 1 zillion topics. Maybe it should be a monthly feature. . . -CS

  2. Andrew January 11, 2008 at 9:29 pm #

    Sharon from Sharon_in_the_city and yourself really MUST get together. What a pair you are…

    I do not know this Sharon in the City. . . She sounds fabulous! -CS

  3. Suze January 11, 2008 at 10:05 pm #

    You really, really have to look between the lines. It’s subtle, but it’s definitely there.

    I know, right?! -CS

  4. houstonsocialbutterfly January 11, 2008 at 10:10 pm #

    He sounds soooooooooo dreamy!! 😉 I hope you replied w/ “You’re Welcome, Anytime!” now THAT’S risque!!

    I didn’t reply because I didn’t want to seem to into him. That would just scare him off. -CS

  5. abroad January 11, 2008 at 11:27 pm #

    Obviously he’s planning a threesome…

    Really?? I didn’t get that at all. Hmm. . .maybe you’re right. -CS

  6. Mike January 12, 2008 at 1:12 am #

    LOL. You need to get out more.

    Wait a second. Is this your way of asking me out on a date? -CS

  7. Koree January 12, 2008 at 2:51 am #

    i love it when i call an ex four times in a row. then i get the voicemail message he recorded especially for me. it’s so erotic like i’m not here leave a message. as in we are going to get back together and make tons of babies. its really a secret code that only special people like ourselves are lucky enough to understand.

    Koree, it’s clear to me that your ex totally wants you. He’s playing games with you to try to win you back, but it sounds like he has your life all planned out. I want to be invited to the wedding. -CS

  8. Rambler January 12, 2008 at 3:05 am #

    may be he wants you guys to meet up at Gordo’s place..

    I think you’re right! Clearly, he’s planting a seed of where we’ll meet up the next time he’s here. -CS

  9. Rachel January 12, 2008 at 7:18 am #

    LMAO. good show, again.

    Thank you kindly! -CS

  10. uberfrau January 12, 2008 at 11:52 am #

    Bettter than a myspace page email from his one man band.

    One man band! Please! He has a one man dance troupe. It’s pretty impressive. -CS

  11. pistols at dawn January 12, 2008 at 7:28 pm #

    You guys are practically married. I hear the reception’s going to be at Gordo’s.

    Gordo is going to be the best man. I called and asked him already. He said yes. -CS

  12. WendyB January 12, 2008 at 8:28 pm #

    That was too hot for me. I need to smoke a cigarette!

    It’s easily the raciest posting I’ve ever written. I almost felt that it need a disclaimer. -CS

  13. Diane Mandy January 12, 2008 at 9:21 pm #

    I especially liked the double exclamation points after Happy New Year!! One just wasn’t enough. I’m surprised the steam didn’t burn up the World Wide Web.

    It’s pretty hot. I’m not going to lie to you. It’s clear he wants me. Had it just been a single exclamation point, it would have had a totally different meaning. -CS

  14. Foxy Luv January 12, 2008 at 9:32 pm #

    He so wants you – seriously and for real.

    Thank you for stating the obvious. -CS

  15. MisstressM January 12, 2008 at 11:12 pm #

    You know what I say. Whatever float their boat.

    Whose boat? -CS

  16. The Idea Of Progress January 13, 2008 at 10:15 pm #

    You are a master of subtext.

    Well, well, well. I cannot believe that you just wrote that. To some, it may look just like a comment, however, I see that you are completely jealous because you want me for yourself. Look, I’m still single, I’m sure we can work something out. -CS

  17. Lola Magnolia January 14, 2008 at 11:02 am #

    See now I saw that he was using you to get what he wanted. 😉

    Lola, for God’s sake, you need to reread the message. He doesn’t care about the address, he just missed me and was pretending to use that as an excuse. -CS

  18. teri January 14, 2008 at 3:55 pm #

    I think a monthly would be good and we should ask questions. It should definitely be topic driven so we stay organized and on track.

    What kind of topics should we go for? -CS

  19. dontdatethatdude January 14, 2008 at 4:12 pm #

    He is sly! Maybe Gordo is interested too!

    I highly doubt it. You know what? Maybe Notebook is actually intersted in Gordo. -CS

  20. Amadeo January 14, 2008 at 4:20 pm #

    Whoa…there may be kids reading this! Please give us ample warning when you next post such graphic emails.

    We’re all young at heart and count as kids. -CS

  21. romi41 January 15, 2008 at 12:32 am #

    When he said “do you have it?” I got all “weak in the vagina”….ahhh…and now I can go to sleep…LOL 😉

    That message he sent is nearly pornographic. It’s really crazy! -CS

  22. mistyjade January 17, 2008 at 10:05 pm #

    Uh Oh now I’m looking between the lines of all my emails… I think my pool guy has the hots for me too! HaHa!

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