2007: My Year in Review

31 Dec

As we are nearing the very bitter end of 2007 it’s time to reflect on all of the exciting “accomplishments” we all have made.  Here are my top 10:

  1. Made out with my friend’s engaged brother in my car parked outside of a bar in February. 
  2. Started my blog.  Yay!
  3. Started a new family with Michael Kors and my cherry red ipod.
  4. Made out with a gay boy at a charity event.
  5. Did the dirty deed with Notebook after getting all boozy suzy at a wedding and THEN managed not to hurl in front of him the next morning when I suffered from a treacherous bout of the cocktail flu.
  6. Managed to enjoy a family vacation without killing my niece or nephew after being trapped in the car with them for 2 days.
  7. Made out with a loser guy in his yellow Mustang that was parked outside of a bar and then didn’t get all crazy when he didn’t call me.  Oh wait, no, I did get all crazy when he didn’t call me.
  8. Embraced my Mexican heritage by mowing the lawn for the very first time.  I’m so ashamed proud of myself.
  9. Made out with Notebook in my car parked outside of a bar.
  10. Posed for my very first (and probably only) professional photo shoot where they’ll probably choose a picture that shows off my assets (including my fat arms).

Wait, I’m sensing something here.  What’s with all the making out in parked cars outside of bars?  As always, I’m keeping it Klassy.

7 Responses to “2007: My Year in Review”

  1. pistols at dawn December 31, 2007 at 6:26 pm #

    As far as recurring themes go, making out in cars isn’t so bad, I suppose. It’s better than, say, murdering hobos.

    Also, #8 made me chortle out loud. Por la raza, chola.

    Next year to celebrate my heritage, I might drive a low rider or pick some lettuce. -CS

  2. notfrommars December 31, 2007 at 6:32 pm #

    Seeing as 2007’s theme seems to be Making Out in Cars, I’m so looking forward to seeing what your theme is for 2008. Happy New Year, chica!

    And a Happy New Year to you! -CS

  3. Mike December 31, 2007 at 7:01 pm #

    Well for this year you should make sure to be making out only in high end cars. You want to go for higher standards this year.

    Happy you remember you freaked out after the Mustang incident. Happy New Year.

    You mean like Camries and Sentras? -CS

  4. Tabbie January 1, 2008 at 9:03 pm #

    Making out in the back seat is way more scandolishus than making out in the front seat. Just for future reference.

    The last time I made out in the backseat of a car was about 3 years ago. It was a festive time. No, wait, I lied. We didn’t make out in the car, we held hands and then we made out on his friend’s sofa while our friends spied on us. Mature. -CS

  5. Amadeo January 2, 2008 at 3:09 pm #

    Making out in the back of a pick-up truck is even better, but not in the winter time!

    I’ve never even been in the back of a pick-up track. I know what you’re thinking, “How’s that possible? She’s a Mexican!” But it’s true, I’ve lived a sheltered life. -CS

  6. Rachel January 4, 2008 at 5:45 am #

    Hahaha.

    At least the car was parked…I’d be concerned if the theme was “made out while driving” or “made out while swinging” or something like that….

    Hmm. . .while swinging? Might have to try that. -CS

  7. Write Procrastinator January 5, 2008 at 7:06 am #

    Um, better a car in front of the bar, than a bathroom in the bar, right?

    Yes, this is true. I’m delighted to report that I’ve managed to avoid the bathroom thing for most of my life. There was one occurrence back in 2003, but let’s not talk about that right now. -CS

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