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2007: My Year in Review
31 DecAs we are nearing the very bitter end of 2007 it’s time to reflect on all of the exciting “accomplishments” we all have made. Here are my top 10:
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Made out with my friend’s engaged brother in my car parked outside of a bar in February.
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Started my blog. Yay!
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Started a new family with Michael Kors and my cherry red ipod.
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Made out with a gay boy at a charity event.
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Did the dirty deed with Notebook after getting all boozy suzy at a wedding and THEN managed not to hurl in front of him the next morning when I suffered from a treacherous bout of the cocktail flu.
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Managed to enjoy a family vacation without killing my niece or nephew after being trapped in the car with them for 2 days.
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Made out with a
loserguy in his yellow Mustang that was parked outside of a bar and then didn’t get all crazy when he didn’t call me. Oh wait, no, I did get all crazy when he didn’t call me. -
Embraced my Mexican heritage by mowing the lawn for the very first time. I’m so
ashamedproud of myself. -
Made out with Notebook in my car parked outside of a bar.
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Posed for my very first (and probably only) professional photo shoot where they’ll probably choose a picture that shows off my assets (including my fat arms).
Wait, I’m sensing something here. What’s with all the making out in parked cars outside of bars? As always, I’m keeping it Klassy.