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Muffin Top

6 Dec



Who hasn’t had an encounter with muffin top?  Let’s just all admit it-at one point or another, we have all been victims of muffin top.  You know what it is, it’s when your pants are too tight and your girl (or boy) squish hangs over the top of your pants, thus creating a muffin top.  Usually, we catch ourselves before leaving the house, change our pants, and wish we weren’t so fat.  This really is in our own best interest as no one likes to have their muffin top made fun of.  No one.

Disney and I just went to lunch and I encountered a young lady that had a terrible case of muffin top.  Frankly, I’m not sure how she was able to breathe.  Seriously now, I think her face was turning blue. 

As I pointed her out to Disney, I made him promise me one thing: if he ever sees me with muffin top, he is to immediately point to it and say, “Can I butter that?”

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