My Shameful Secret

29 Nov

I’ve found some time to write a little something-something.  There’s something that I need to get off my chest.  I swore up and down that I would take this to the grave with me, but I have to tell someone.  It’s bad, it’s really bad, and it’s really hard for me to write this down.  I feel as though putting this down is going to make it more real than it already is.  I’m regretting it, but just couldn’t say no.  I couldn’t resist.

Yesterday morning, before my trip, I downloaded I Love U by Tila Tequila.  It’s bad enough that I watch A Shot of Love, now I’ve gone and actually paid for something that will bring her wealth.  Sure, it was only $.99, but it’s still so wrong!!  Yet, I couldn’t resist it-the tune is just so catchy.  Plus how could you say no to such quality lyrics as, “You Betta Obey If U Want My Nookie/You Betta Stop Talkin To All Them Hoochies.”

There, I said it.  Let the mocking commence.

23 Responses to “My Shameful Secret”

  1. foxyluv at 12:24 am #

    It’s like poetry.

    And by poetry, I music to get the crabs to.

    Was that wrong? Did I go too far?

    You’re just jealous because you didn’t think up those klassy lyrics. -CS

  2. Paul at 12:29 am #

    Yeeesh

    So ashamed. -CS

  3. Alison at 1:10 am #

    *hanging head low and shaking head slowly*

    *tear trickles down cheek*

  4. Suze at 1:48 am #

    Wow, you’ve hit rock bottom. That’s the first step in getting help though. Good for you.

    I can only go up from here. -CS

  5. Anger Hangover at 2:38 am #

    I am your sister in shame. When it comes to Tila Tequila and a Shot At Love, you always have a safe place with me.

    I love Dani 4-ever.

    Yay for Dani!! -CS

  6. *Red at 2:41 am #

    I am also shamed by my watching of A Shot at Love. It’s so hard not to watch when Vanessa goes apeshit and reaches over and throws Brandi on the ground. Damn you Tila Tequila!! Damn you!!

    Perhaps we need to start our own support group. There are many other people just like us who can’t tear their eyes away when Vanessa gets all psycho. She is just freaking nuts! -CS

  7. cinnkitty at 3:21 am #

    Dead to me!

    Do you hear me…..???

    You are dead to me!

    I’m ashamed to call you friend.

    Ashamed I tell ya!!!

    (okay…okay…okay… not really, I still love ya, but oh geez…did you HAVE to go and get music by her?? it’s bad enough you are watching the show…. geez o’ pete!)

    I’m sorry that I have disappointed you in this way. I swear, I never meant for it to happen, but I just can’t stop!! I need help! -CS

  8. Del-v at 12:44 pm #

    You are enabling bad television programming when you buy stuff like that.

    You’re saying that like it’s a bad thing. -CS

  9. Andrew at 1:00 pm #

    You only have two options, professional help or a gun store. If you choose the latter, make sure to buy two bullets in case you miss your head the first time.

    Maybe I’ll just bring it up in therapy the next time I go. I don’t want to have to carry a gun around because it’ll make my handbag heavier than it already is. -CS

  10. Step Right Up at 3:56 pm #

    I’m ashamed for you Catherinette. Your 99 cents just contributed to the dumbing down of America. No frets, I still have love for ya.

    Trust me, it was a good investment. Tila Tequila needs that $.99. -CS

  11. Amadeo at 5:58 pm #

    There’s nothing to believe in anymore.

    I’m responsible for the death of your dreams? -CS

  12. Pistols at Dawn at 6:04 pm #

    Um…I have no idea who that is or what the show is. Thanks for officially making me feel old.

    Nah, let’s go with “I have way too much going on in my life to pay attention to that.” That sounds way better than “old.”

    Pistols, you need to tune into MTV, STAT!! You, of all people, would love the debauchery and nonsense that takes place on this show. Get thee to a TV, immediately if not sooner. -CS

  13. Guv'ner at 7:04 pm #

    …………………….no.

    No means yes. -CS

  14. Tabbie at 7:08 pm #

    I have neither heard the song nor watched the show. I have no reason to mock you.

    I love this about you. -CS

  15. The Idea Of Progress at 7:37 pm #

    Did you know she’s a bisexual? They only mention it in that show perhaps one every 3 seconds or so, just long enough in fact to say the phrase “I’m a bisexual.”

    Wow. That song is awful, too, and the video is even worse.

    I still like you, just a little less than I used to.

    Wait a second!! All this time I’ve been watching the show, and I had no idea that she was bisexual. -CS

  16. teri at 8:06 pm #

    I just read that she’s not bisexual and she’s had a boyfriend for the past year?!?

    I don’t watch it either but you have me intrigued, now.

    It’s worth watching. It really is. It’s quality. And by “quality” I mean “absolute drivel that will not add any value to your life.” -CS

  17. Guv'ner at 8:23 pm #

    Wow Tila Tequila? Is she the bi-sexual?

    I have heard rumors to that effect. -CS

  18. 5 of 9er at 8:52 pm #

    I have never heard this song… so I watched the video. Wow. Um, yeah… you might of wanted to keep this secret to yourself. j/k. 🙂

    Admit that you thought the tune was catchy. I played it for Foxy on Saturday and she couldn’t resist be-bopping along to it. -CS

  19. Jenna at 9:51 pm #

    The very thought of Tila Tequila brings pain to my soul. She bothers me something immensely. Thankfully, I have never heard one of her “songs,” because I fear my brain would cause me to go deaf out of protest. I have suspicions that she is the bringer of the apocalypse.

    Wow, that’s pretty strong. They haven’t mentioned that on her show, but they have said that she’s bisexual. -CS

  20. BottleBlonde at 7:23 pm #

    Oh dear Lawd, you have done lost yo’ mind. Get thee to a shrink. STAT.

    Do you think they could prescribe medication for me? -CS

  21. Tila Tequila is from Alief…close to where I grew up. I know her sister Tina….is that something I want to admit…um probably NOT!! ahahah!! Upload her remake of “No woman, no cry” not too bad…oh lord I need help!

    Wait a second: it’s Tina and Tila Tequila?? Are you freaking kidding me?? -CS

  22. Leonesse at 5:47 am #

    I no longer watch Mtv. I was the first in the ‘hood to have it. Watched it every chance I could. They no longer play MUSIC, thus I have banned them from my existence. They are dead to me. And any skanky show they play.

    Mtv, where’s the music?

    It is pretty ironic that it’s called Music Television and yet there is no music. I remember when it actually used to air videos. Way back in the 80’s. -CS

  23. pamajama at 4:58 pm #

    I insisted that Tila Tequila was finally the reality show I would never go near. I forbade my 10-year old to watch it on the TV in her room (the first time I’d ever done such a thing).

    By the end of the season we were watching it together on the big screen, amazed that in some ways the people in this show actually seemed kinder & more loving toward one another than on all the other shows we watch. I should have known — freaks are my peeps.

    Stand proud in your love of reality shows, MTV & freakdom. I’m actually at the point where I don’t understand people who don’t watch this stuff. Are they depressed? Would they drive right by a car crash and refuse to look?

    Did you see that there’s going to be a second season of Shot of Love?? I’m so delighted. I feel that wonderful things are going to happen in 2008. Here are the top 3 things:

    1) Shot of Love Season 2
    2) That’s Amore (with Domenico from Shot of Love Season 1)
    3) Rock of Love Season 2

    I don’t have time to get a life. I’m going to be far too busy watching this drivel. -CS

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