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My Shameful Secret

29 Nov

I’ve found some time to write a little something-something.  There’s something that I need to get off my chest.  I swore up and down that I would take this to the grave with me, but I have to tell someone.  It’s bad, it’s really bad, and it’s really hard for me to write this down.  I feel as though putting this down is going to make it more real than it already is.  I’m regretting it, but just couldn’t say no.  I couldn’t resist.

Yesterday morning, before my trip, I downloaded I Love U by Tila Tequila.  It’s bad enough that I watch A Shot of Love, now I’ve gone and actually paid for something that will bring her wealth.  Sure, it was only $.99, but it’s still so wrong!!  Yet, I couldn’t resist it-the tune is just so catchy.  Plus how could you say no to such quality lyrics as, “You Betta Obey If U Want My Nookie/You Betta Stop Talkin To All Them Hoochies.”

There, I said it.  Let the mocking commence.