On Friday, I picked Lola up at her house before we went out for the night. Dear Lola lives right smack dab in the middle of the city. While I was waiting for her in the car, I found my source of entertainment: the fattest rat I had ever seen. He was just running around back and forth looking for stuff to demolish. At least that’s what I thought, until I realized that he was a very smart and fat rat. About 5 minutes into the show, he started dragging an newspaper-still in it’s plastic bag-down the street.
Truly a sight I have never seen before, nor one I ever need to see again.