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23 Oct

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Oh Blissful Day!

23 Oct

People, today is a very special and magical day.  I have been waiting for this day for quite some time.  There might be a few of you that know what I’m about to say. . .

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A Shout Out

23 Oct

. . .to Lola!  Happy Birthday, “young lady”!  Let’s all take a moment to wish Lola and her firm pillows a very happy and debauched birthday.  By the way, when I turned 33 (merely 11 months ago), my boobs dropped.  They used to look exactly like yours.  So there’s something to look forward to.  My wish for you is to find a hot, young cabana boy to help you “celebrate” your special day.

Looking forward to mojitos and prime rib with you and with Muffy tonight.  Mmm. . .mojitos!

Since everything’s about me anyway, I want you all to know that there are exactly 31 shopping days until my birthday.  That’s right, people, Skanksgiving (my birthay) is just around the corner.  Feel free to shoot me an email if you need ideas for gifts.