Booty Call: Update

12 Oct

I Feel a Sin Coming On...Postcard Set 

Wow, so he’s really trying.  After sending an email to a group of us asking what we were doing this Saturday night, I started getting inquiries from him-only to me.  He’s hot.  It makes my chest burn just to think of some groping.  Why??  Why must it be that time of the month, and why must I have a freaking big ass pimple (stupid, Simone)??

  • Notebook: You around this weekend. . .specifically, tomorrow?
  • CS: I’ll be around most of the earlier part of the day.  I’m babysitting my godson (around 2ish), and then meeting up with some friends for dinner.
  • Notebook: Hmmm. . .I wont’ be up there until mid-afternoon.  Where r u headed for dinner? downtown? maybe i could meet u afterwards for a drink. . .

I want to have him.  Here’s the thing: it’s making me a little bit nervous.  What if the only reason that he wants to get together is to tell me that he has an STD or something?  That would make me kill him!

15 Responses to “Booty Call: Update”

  1. Step Right Up October 12, 2007 at 4:02 pm #

    I’m sensing a little lack of control here. Good thing Aunt Flo is doing the job for you. He doesn’t have to know that it’s Aunt Flo being strong for you. Plus, if you resist him, he’ll want you even more the next time he’s in town. Guys are funny like that.

    Is it that obvious? It is, isn’t it? By the way, what self control are you referring to? It’s gone. -CS

  2. Pistols at Dawn October 12, 2007 at 4:04 pm #

    Sigh.

    Women, if you ever want to know what we’re thinking, remember these two things:

    1. We are constantly trying to set up situations where we could have sex with you.

    2. We hate responsibility.

    Hence, applying these two rules, he wants to hit it in the worst way and if he did have an STD or you got him pregnant, he would tell you via text message so he didn’t have to deal with your angry reaction.

    I wish that we had been friends since I was little. I really feel like I would have been much better off if you were by my side explaining things from a guy’s perspective.

    Okay, now tell me what to do with this situation: I’m pretty sure that if I tell him that I’ll meet him out later, that he’ll blow me off. Never mind. I’m just going to tell him that I’ll call him and then not call him. I’m mature.

  3. Mike October 12, 2007 at 4:50 pm #

    Well he also might need help ditching the dead body in his trunk. Positive thinking you.

    His other friends can help him with that. I’m out on that one. -CS

  4. Not Carrie Bradshaw October 12, 2007 at 5:47 pm #

    Hmm.This is a toughie. If I were you I would end up agreeing to meet for a *drink* and the end up making out with him all night. At least it would make Lil Smokey jealous!!!

    I don’t think it would make Lit’l Smokey jealous. I think he’d just think I was a dirty, dirty whore. Then again, he might like that kind of thing. -CS

  5. MisstressM October 12, 2007 at 5:52 pm #

    I have an idea. you call your dermatologist and ask them to give you a shot (I forget what the damn thing was called) which will make your pimple be “Poof GONE” you go out with him, stay out late, mess around. And then set up a second date to finish the deed.

    Am I a genius or what?

    You know, you totally are! -CS

  6. BottleBlonde October 12, 2007 at 7:46 pm #

    No worries. You’ll have plenty of time to pound his pud when Simone and the crimson tide subside.

    Somehow I’ll just have to make sure that the next time that he’s in town, that Aunt Flo isn’t. Stupid female bullshit. -CS

  7. abroad October 12, 2007 at 8:38 pm #

    Maybe it’s both booty call and STD update. Probably in that order. Check him up close for cold sores first, then have a wonderful time. Have a party with your pants on.

    I’m not going near anything with sores. F that nonsense it. F it right in it’s sore-infested bottom. -CS

  8. Jenna October 12, 2007 at 9:09 pm #

    May I request a password, my dear? The title of your locked post is too intriguing not to ask!

    Password has been granted. Enjoy! -CS

  9. Pistols at Dawn October 12, 2007 at 9:26 pm #

    My suggestion, though it’s likely already too late is to say maybe you’ll be free and can meet up, but don’t call. You’ve got to take one for the team this time around, it seems (although since when does Aunt Flo cease all operations?), so might as well make it seem like you’re playing hard to get, so you’ll get it extra hard the next time.

    I didn’t call him. I sent him a text and told him that I’d take a raincheck for the drink. How was that?? -CS

  10. Tabbie October 12, 2007 at 11:39 pm #

    He wants you. Simple.

    That’s what I like to pretend. -CS

  11. Foxy Luv October 14, 2007 at 10:16 pm #

    I say you get yourself a pre-emptive script for antibiotics and do the man.

    By the way – I need the 411 on the password….

    He is pretty fine. You’ve seen him. You know. -CS

  12. The Diva's Thoughts October 15, 2007 at 1:40 pm #

    Hmmmmm…the possiblities. Well, if you really like this guy DO NOT…I repeat…DO NOT have sex with him. That is a sure fire way to get him to loose interest.

    Umm. . .too late. -CS

  13. The Diva's Thoughts October 15, 2007 at 1:40 pm #

    Oh…..BTW, I’m jealous I don’t have the password for the post above. 😦

    You needn’t be jealous any longer. The password has been sent. 🙂 -CS

  14. ME IN MD October 15, 2007 at 2:02 pm #

    can i please please pretty please have the password ???? BTW… love your blog

    We love you! Password has been sent. -CS

  15. Pistols at Dawn October 15, 2007 at 8:29 pm #

    I think you played it well. Booty calls are like relationships – we always chase the ones who don’t respond or leave.

    Well, he got nothing from me. And the last time we got together, I kicked him out in the morning. -CS

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