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I’m A Reformed Hooker

3 Oct

As we do most days, Claude and I have been bantering back and forth on email.  Even when she still worked here, we would spend countless hours on email-regaling one another with pointless and amusing stories.  Today, Claude reminded me that I was once a dirty hooker.  

Once, when I was dating Hairy McBacksweat (yuck), he paid me to sleep with him.  When I woke up the next morning there was a nice roll of shiny nickels on my bed stand.  That’s right, I got $2 for my skills. 

I no longer have sex for money, but if I did, rest assured that I’d ask for a roll of dimes instead.

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3 Oct

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