Sugar Daddy Update

27 Sep

Over the weekend I wrote about how my mother had talked me into signing up for Sugar Daddy.com.  Well, my fine, people, I have received some interesting emails.  Here’s a shocker for you: this site basically encourages glorified prostitution.  It’s even worse than I thought.  Had I known what kind of person I would be exposed to, I would have signed up even sooner just so I could share the depravity for you.

So now, my young friends, some samples of what these Sugar Daddies are looking for:

Sugar Daddy #1:
Age: 52
Income $200,000 – $300,000
About Me: Good looking self employed guy looking for a “Babe” to travel, party, cook, dine, sex of course, and extremly good looking with a good body-a good mind helps also-age open, bi sexual is ok, My last wife was bi and we had a lot of fun. Girls be real , so many phonies on this site-be serious or be gone….

What I’m looking for:  Looking for a special gal, not a gold digger(well maybe) but someone that enjoys better things in life and likes me as well as what I have. She should be an 8 on a scale of 10, great body, not over weight, (5’6″ and under-) Fun and not a Prozak queen, I’m just a normal guy looking for a hot relationship. (smile) ARE YOU?

Sugar Daddy #2
Age: 38
Income $100,000 – $200,000
About Me:  Used to be free-spirited, adventurous, and passionate about life, but seems now I work too much and, despite best efforts, I find myself married to a person whom I love more like a friend than a wife, but, unlike a friend, we have NOTHING in common. I guess I just sorta feel like the life has been sapped outta my spirit and I long for at least a touch of true sexual passion to know I am still alive and well and give me a new motivation in my life by finding a woman who will appreciate me, respect me, encourage me, and ignite me sexually.

I have a good, although slightly dry, sense of humor. I enjoy travel and dining out. I am very healthy, and physically fit, though I’m not as much of a “hard body” as I used to be when I had more time in my life to be a perfectionist about such things. I am 6’3″ tall and weigh 230 pounds.

I am NOT filthy rich, so I can’t provide the total “hook-up”, but on the flip side, I am a young, fun, sexually hungry , and good-looking professional and, if you let me, I certainly do well enough to spoil the crap out of you for long, sensual, secret weekend getaways every now and then. And, yes, at the right time, I can send a photo.

What’ I’m looking for: Looking for someone who: (1) Will not judge; (2) Fully appreciates and respects my need for discretion; (3) Leads a healthy, drug-free lifestyle; & (4) Likes what they read in the description above.

Sugar Daddy #3
Age: 37
Income: More than $1,000,000
About Me: I’m a very busy and outgoing professional male who spends a great deal of time traveling. In a given year I probably travel to or within a couple of hours of just about every major city in the US, sometimes for business.. other times just to get away. I love a variety of things from fine food to concerts and sporting events.

For some reason I can’t change the bottom part of my profile but am no longer supporting 3 SB’s. I do have one girl in LA that I do things for from time to time. I felt it was time to focus energies towards one particular SB. It’s a process, but once I find that special girl…she will be well taken care of.

What I’m looking for: I am looking for companionship while traveling. I currently take care of about 3 “babies” and am looking for a couple more. I want someone who understands that just because I am paying her bills and spending time with her when I am in town; that doesnt mean I want a committed relationship or marriage. At this point in my life I am not looking for a full time “sugah baby”.. just someone who wants to enjoy my company. If things progress in the future so be it.. but for now.. there is much fun to be had.

OK, now that I have provided you with a glimpse into what’s out there, I’m going to go and soak myself with bleach.  I feel so dirty now-and not in a good way.

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26 Responses to “Sugar Daddy Update”

  1. cinnkitty September 27, 2007 at 1:18 pm #

    Hmmm…. I’m not so sure CS. I mean…. he pays my bills AND he only shows up once every 4 weeks or so? I’m thinking that’s actually a pretty good solution for your “hate to pay bills” problem. ha…ha.ha…

    Wow…. I mean… that’s just funny. The 52 year old who wants the “hot chick” , the married guy who wants a mistress, and the….. gosh..I don’t know what to say about #3 — except… Liar, liar, pants on fire! Yeah sure…he’s makes that much money and wants “one special girl” to take care of and oh.. don’t mind that chickie in LA that I see too.

    Ha..ha..ha….. you have GOT to keep us posted on this stuff. This is GREAT! 😀

    You know what, CK? I never thought about how I wouldn’t have to pay the bills anymore. And know what else? This does tie in with my whole business idea. . .Maybe I’ve been too harsh on these desperate bastards gentlemen.

    I think I’ll respond to all of them to see what kind of message I get back, and whether/not there are promises of that Chloe bag I so very much want. -CS

  2. abroad September 27, 2007 at 1:46 pm #

    No gold digger worth her (or his) own salt would settle for an income so puny as ranging from $100,000 to $300,000. That won’t buy you very many pairs of Louboutin pumps.

    “More than $1,000,000” seems a bit sketchy, and makes me picture Dr. Evil thinking a million dollars is a lot. He needs get over himself and be more specific with the numbers.

    In the scheme of things, $300,000 really isn’t that much money. It’s a hell of a lot more than I make, but I’m not willing to make myself a hooker for someone that makes that type of money. Talk to me about $10,000,000 and then maybe we can strike up a deal. MAYBE. -CS

  3. Princess of the Universe September 27, 2007 at 2:33 pm #

    1. I’m insisting that all my friends call me Sugar Baby from now on.
    2. I am totally judging Daddy #2

    Hilarious!

    Perhaps I’ll change my name to Sugar Baby, it does have a nice ring to it. . .-CS

  4. obesio September 27, 2007 at 2:36 pm #

    This probably (definitely) says a lot about me: I don’t think that any of those posts are depraved in the least. In fact, they all seem eminently reasonable. And they seem rather tame for a site called sugardaddies.com.

    If only you had seen their pictures!! -CS

  5. Step Right Up September 27, 2007 at 3:36 pm #

    #1 He’s not looking for a prozac queen. How bout not such a full-blown queen but a prozac princess? Would that work?

    #2 He is a big fat definite NO. He makes the least (I mean if we’re going to a website called sugardaddies.com we have the right to judge based on income) and he is still married. No, no, no!

    #3 I’d say he’s the way to go as long as you’re not actually looking for someone long term and exclusive. He makes the big bucks, you’d probably get to do some great traveling and eat some great food. He likes to go to sporting events which is a plus in my book. Since he has several other SBs and travels quite a bit you don’t have to spend much time with him and still get your bills paid. I also saw no mention of sex which is a plus if he is fugly.

    #3 isn’t tragic looking, but that’s not saying much. Being the shallow young lady that I am, I care a lot about looks. He just doesn’t seem to make my toes curl. -CS

  6. Del-v September 27, 2007 at 3:47 pm #

    Ummm… can’t these guys just find a cute Russian bride? It worked for Donald Trump.

    You’d think they’d be smart enough to figure it out. Or at least be able to afford and Advisor who would tell them what they should be doing. -CS

  7. carolyn September 27, 2007 at 4:27 pm #

    i like the guy who doesn’t want gold diggers despite the fact that he’s signed up on Sugar Daddy.com

    barf.

    I wonder how many people have signed up there thinking that they’ll actually find a good solid relationship? -CS

  8. Mike September 27, 2007 at 5:03 pm #

    As funny as the whole site is there are plenty of women out there looking to eat this stuff up. It’s all totally mind boggeling to me.

    I haven’t looked at any of the female profiles, but am tempted to see what they wrote. I can’t imagine that it’s any better than what the guys have written. -CS

  9. Pistols at Dawn September 27, 2007 at 5:31 pm #

    “Shocker,” “exposed to”…don’t fill your prose (ha ha, fill your prose) with double entendres, or some of us will have trouble focusing on the grossness of older dudes.

    It’s true that money can by happiness, and that happiness means f-ing the help.

    You caught on to my secret ploy!! And there’s nothing wrong with f-ing the help, as long as the help is Jesse Metcalf and he mows the lawn first. -CS

  10. Heather September 27, 2007 at 6:14 pm #

    Wow! This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen! You have to keep us updated for sure! Though I didn’t see the pictures, and while I am SURE a lot of these ‘daddies’ are just pigs, it would be fun to be spoiled without commitment!!! 🙂 haha

    I didn’t link the pictures-they’re not really all that bad. I did respond to one of them, so we’ll see what happens. Not that I have any intention of actually meeting any one of them. -CS

  11. Grant Miller, Esq. September 27, 2007 at 6:45 pm #

    Demi Moore should totally check that Web site out.

    Ashton Kutcher better get scared! -CS

  12. Amadeo September 27, 2007 at 8:40 pm #

    Would they call you “babe” in person?

    They’d have to call me “sugar babe”, that’s the only way I’d let that happen. -CS

  13. tabbie September 27, 2007 at 10:35 pm #

    Gross. I only want to call my man daddy when he’s spanking me. At any other time, it just feels wrong.

    How about when you want him to buy you something shiny? I think that seems like a good time to call him daddy. -CS

  14. Jen September 27, 2007 at 10:39 pm #

    and I thought I knew all there was to know about Internet dating!

    Now you really do know everything about it! -CS

  15. BottleBlonde September 28, 2007 at 3:35 pm #

    No wonder I can’t find any dates. I’ve been looking for elderly sugar daddies in all the wrong places (nursing homes, assisted living facilities, church).

    Sign me up for this site, sister!

    You can expect receiving emails anytime now! Your headline for you profile is “Free BJ’s from a Bottle Blonde!” -CS

  16. Cindy October 1, 2007 at 2:42 am #

    My mom always said you can date rich, or you can date poor – the guys are all pretty much alike – so rich is better. . . . (good old mom)!!!

    Your mom is smart. -CS

  17. Laawyuhr October 1, 2007 at 1:37 pm #

    Maybe next your mom can suggest you get a mail order husband and we’ll get to view the possible candidates.

    Oh I love getting packages in the mail!! -CS

  18. Sam October 2, 2007 at 11:48 pm #

    I wonder if i could find a rich sugar mommy on there?

    You sure can! They also offer Sugar Mammas and Sugar Babies. -CS

  19. Ubaid November 15, 2007 at 8:13 pm #

    Well i would suggest that once you find your Sugardaddy, make sure you keep him busy in talks and make sure he comes back to hear from you again and again. Your body language will play a great role. Be confident when you speak and carefully choose your words. If you wanna know more secrets of keeping a Sugar daddy interested in you then log on to Marrying a Sugar Daddy

  20. Vlinder March 12, 2008 at 3:43 am #

    Oooooh boy, those sugar daddies. Used to be married to one, only didn’t know it. Had 4 kids, while he traveled a lot, supported him, did the good wife thing and then found out that he had cheated on me for years. That sucked. Totally broke my heart. One week after we had seperated he was already on these sugardaddies wesites(there are a few) looking for “fresh meat” and even went as far to specify he wanted a NSA relationship. Oh, and also stated he was divorced, even though he was still legally married to me, his “old” wife. These guys are dogs…and these websites are nothing more than thinly veiled prostitution services. Really, really sad. Also saw a friends ex husband on one of the sites, who stated his age as 45 when in reality he is 54. Be forewarned! He might be more of a sugar granddaddy.
    And yes, what an irony there is in the post of the old fart who wants a sugar baby but not a gold digger. If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck…..

    I agree with you about it being veiled prostitution. That’s exactly what it is. I’m sure there are about 3 people on there that think that they’ll find true love-those 3 people are deluded and need some freaking help. -CS

  21. Cinderella6 April 3, 2008 at 7:24 pm #

    The Sugar Daddy sites are a total waste of time in my opinion.. most of the guys are fakes, frauds, liars, and even some thiefs.. normally if a woman complains about being harassed or tries to warn other women about dangerous men on the site.. she will be terminated from the site.. not the perverted men.

    I’ve rec’d so many stories from women on these sites that would make you cringe. In my experience SugarDaddyForMe.com was the WORST ever. I joined thinking I would maybe meet a few nice men, maybe even become friends if not a SD/SB relationship.. what I got was men seeking photos and more photos, wanting to web cam, ordering me to call him.. asap.. the perverts run rampant day in and day out on the site.. hard to know who is real and who isn’t .. very few are real. I think most men who join these sites are just looking for the fantasy of having a sugar baby and don’t really have the desire or the money to pursue a real SD/SB relationship. There is a saying ” you get what you pay for” and 19.99 will buy you a place to go where you can meet the weirdest, perverted, desperate men on earth.. and I have to laugh at some of the photos.. so many men claim to be 39.. 39 must be the magic number.. most of the 39 year olds look 49 or over….Cinderella6

    That sites is so freaking awful. It’s just glorified prostitution. The second I started getting emails I knew it was a total heap o’crap. Ugh, awful, awful, awful. -CS

  22. wanda April 8, 2008 at 11:13 pm #

    i divorced my husband of forty years. because he was paying tuition for college girls. then he would give money for them to travel to longview texas for motel stay. i could not be a part of this act. so i got out!

    What an absolute sleaze bag. Good for you for leaving him. -CS

  23. sugardaddyhere May 1, 2008 at 6:01 pm #

    well .. . people .. .. Sugardaddy here, really!
    I posted my profile without picture as a Sugardaddy on a Sugardaddy website. I am fairly young to have a kept woman or mistress or Sugarbabe whatever you call it. My intension was to find ‘a hot girl’ to go to party in town wherever the night is hot! Well .. .. .. to my surprise – I found ‘many hot girls’ who hooked on to this idea. My life is too busy for dating game and have no plan for marriage in near future. I barely make time once or twice a month to go for a hot night out in town. I have developed this special going_out relationship with a few hot girls and women in last one year and I can have fun in my way whenever I want to. i take care of them for the night they are with me. I think my reason to join was a success! .. .. .. .. .. .. .. and all you chicks wishing for a bill_paying Sugardaddy fairytale .. …. . happy hunting!

    Dude, seriously, you came to the wrong place. Had you read the posting you would have realized that you were being mocked. But, okay, whatever. Good luck to you in finding a hooker girl with no strings. -CS

  24. new fans of mams May 28, 2008 at 1:06 pm #

    Sugar daddies, have more money than jesse metcalf. Wow! This is the guy that knocked out Jesse Metcalf! The story goes that Jesse was rude to his girl (Taryn Manning)… Jesse got a bit heavy handed… And ended up getting knocked him on his ass! Crazy! The guys name is Mams Taylor. Here�s a link to his first music video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DMpLfbPW0M&f=18 , Its stars Mila Kunis (Forgetting Sarah Marshall), Carmen Electra, Emmanuelle Chriqui (Entourage), Kelly Carlson (Nip Tuck) and UFC Champ Rampage Jackson. The damn song is stuck in my head and I�ve been humming it all day.

  25. Lisa June 23, 2008 at 12:58 am #

    I have tried several sugardaddy sites. I am a little older but still petite and youthful. I had good sucess on one free site, to some extent, lots of response, met one guy (obviosly not as well off as his profile claimed, and definately not as free in time and we had a 2 week relationship, and I got a few hundred dollars but no fancy dinners or anything. He was younger than me but like an old man when it came to his energy level. We had similiar work schedules but his was set in the “I can’t do anything on the days I work” mode even though we had the same free hours most of the days.

    I have tried 3 other sites for free, and it seems like there aren’t any real male members on there, some sites won’t even let you see when a guy has last been on without paying and I’m not going to waste money joining a site where the men might not even be on there for months. I am tempted to try a paid site but am broke. I dont mind seeing a married man because most single men want to date on the weekend and I work all weekend, every weekend.
    Out of 4 sites I have joined, 3 I was a member for 2 weeks each and received no messages and no one viewed my profile. Also I am ticked off by the men that dont’ want money to be an issue, well why are they on a sugardaddy site?? Like we are going to cater to their desires for dinner? I think not, a man who buys dinner is a date, not a sugardaddy.

  26. C.B. December 4, 2008 at 9:17 pm #

    I just wanted you ladies to know that if you’ve had a bad experience with a man who represented himself as a sugar daddy, there is a website called “FAKE SUGAR DADDIES EXPOSED” where they out the liars, scammers, rude a**holes, prostitution-seekers and dangerous whackos.

    You can post the guy’s info anonymously without fear of retaliation, and warn other unsuspecting girls out there before they become his next victim!

    Link:
    http://thegreatpretenders.wordpress.com

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