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My New Habit

27 Sep

At some point over the last few weeks, I have developed a new habit.  A very annoying and embarrassing new habit.  I’m going to share it with you in hopes that you mock me so much that I stop immediately if not sooner.  Here goes. . .

Every single time I see a good looking guy I say (out loud so everyone can hear), “What’s UP?!?”  That’s cheesy enough, but it’s even worse because I use this really irritating and sleazy tone.  Plus I can’t seem to control the volume at which I use this charming phrase.  I could be in the middle of a conversation with someone, walking down a supermarket aisle, or sitting in the car by myself-there’s the hot guy, and I just vomit out “what’s UP?”

I’m ready for your mocking.  Let it begin.

Sugar Daddy Update

27 Sep

Over the weekend I wrote about how my mother had talked me into signing up for Sugar Daddy.com.  Well, my fine, people, I have received some interesting emails.  Here’s a shocker for you: this site basically encourages glorified prostitution.  It’s even worse than I thought.  Had I known what kind of person I would be exposed to, I would have signed up even sooner just so I could share the depravity for you.

So now, my young friends, some samples of what these Sugar Daddies are looking for:

Sugar Daddy #1:
Age: 52
Income $200,000 – $300,000
About Me: Good looking self employed guy looking for a “Babe” to travel, party, cook, dine, sex of course, and extremly good looking with a good body-a good mind helps also-age open, bi sexual is ok, My last wife was bi and we had a lot of fun. Girls be real , so many phonies on this site-be serious or be gone….

What I’m looking for:  Looking for a special gal, not a gold digger(well maybe) but someone that enjoys better things in life and likes me as well as what I have. She should be an 8 on a scale of 10, great body, not over weight, (5’6″ and under-) Fun and not a Prozak queen, I’m just a normal guy looking for a hot relationship. (smile) ARE YOU?

Sugar Daddy #2
Age: 38
Income $100,000 – $200,000
About Me:  Used to be free-spirited, adventurous, and passionate about life, but seems now I work too much and, despite best efforts, I find myself married to a person whom I love more like a friend than a wife, but, unlike a friend, we have NOTHING in common. I guess I just sorta feel like the life has been sapped outta my spirit and I long for at least a touch of true sexual passion to know I am still alive and well and give me a new motivation in my life by finding a woman who will appreciate me, respect me, encourage me, and ignite me sexually.

I have a good, although slightly dry, sense of humor. I enjoy travel and dining out. I am very healthy, and physically fit, though I’m not as much of a “hard body” as I used to be when I had more time in my life to be a perfectionist about such things. I am 6’3″ tall and weigh 230 pounds.

I am NOT filthy rich, so I can’t provide the total “hook-up”, but on the flip side, I am a young, fun, sexually hungry , and good-looking professional and, if you let me, I certainly do well enough to spoil the crap out of you for long, sensual, secret weekend getaways every now and then. And, yes, at the right time, I can send a photo.

What’ I’m looking for: Looking for someone who: (1) Will not judge; (2) Fully appreciates and respects my need for discretion; (3) Leads a healthy, drug-free lifestyle; & (4) Likes what they read in the description above.

Sugar Daddy #3
Age: 37
Income: More than $1,000,000
About Me: I’m a very busy and outgoing professional male who spends a great deal of time traveling. In a given year I probably travel to or within a couple of hours of just about every major city in the US, sometimes for business.. other times just to get away. I love a variety of things from fine food to concerts and sporting events.

For some reason I can’t change the bottom part of my profile but am no longer supporting 3 SB’s. I do have one girl in LA that I do things for from time to time. I felt it was time to focus energies towards one particular SB. It’s a process, but once I find that special girl…she will be well taken care of.

What I’m looking for: I am looking for companionship while traveling. I currently take care of about 3 “babies” and am looking for a couple more. I want someone who understands that just because I am paying her bills and spending time with her when I am in town; that doesnt mean I want a committed relationship or marriage. At this point in my life I am not looking for a full time “sugah baby”.. just someone who wants to enjoy my company. If things progress in the future so be it.. but for now.. there is much fun to be had.

OK, now that I have provided you with a glimpse into what’s out there, I’m going to go and soak myself with bleach.  I feel so dirty now-and not in a good way.

Dirty Sexy Money

27 Sep

People, please tell me you watched Dirty Sexy Moneylast night.  PLEASE!!  Mama has a new favorite show. . .I’ve caught a few of the new shows this year, and this one is hands down the BEST one!  How can you not love a show where the priest has an illegitimate son and is hateful, and the politician has a tranny girlfriend?  It’s funny.

Promise me that you’ll tune in next week so we can discuss.  Promise me!