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Reasons My Mother Annoys Me: Reason 325

22 Sep

She’s under some strange and warped delusion that I’m going to find my soul-mate on Sugar Daddy.com.  She forced me into it.  She leaned right over my shoulder and stared at me while I created a weak profile, and then searched for a sugar daddy.  Here’s the thing: online dating is not for me.  She doesn’t want to accept it, and I don’t know why.  Then she got all bent out of shape when I told her that I wasn’t interested in any of the guys.

  • Mom: How about that one?
  • Me: He lives in Manhattan.
  • Mom: Oh, and this one?
  • Me: He has one chin too many for me.
  • Mom: This ones cute.
  • Me: Yeah, and older than dad is.
  • Mom: How about that one?
  • Me: Jesus, mom!  Are you freaking serious?  That guy is a dog!
  • Mom: Looks aren’t everything.  It looks like he makes a decent amount of money.
  • Me: So you actually would want me to date someone unattractive if he had boat loads of money?
  • Mom: That’s not what I’m saying.  I’m merely saying that sometimes you become attracted to someone over time.
  • Me: Not someone that looks like that.
  • Mom: Fine!  Then keep doing what you’re doing.  That seems to be working wonders for you!
  • Me: Thanks for the vote of confidence.

I’m going to go and bury my head in a pint of Ben & Jerry’s now.

     

A Special Welcome

22 Sep

. . .to Ke11y Cavanaugh!  Those of you who follow the musings of my lovely friend, Cinnkitty, should remember a posting she wrote about a young, Alaskan male named Ke11y Cavanaugh.  Now he’s found his way right on over to me.

Let’s all give Ke11y a big warm welcome!

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