This Week’s Top 10 Search Terms

21 Sep

Once again, I present you with the most random search terms that led people to Bridget Jones Has Nothing on Me:

  1. boyfriend calls me a whore
  2. out out damn spot
  3. darning egg
  4. dirties whore
  5. disguise fresh pimple
  6. laptop out of coconuts slit my wrists [What the hell was this person searching for and how on earth did they end up here with those search words?]
  7. molly ana1
  8. skank girl
  9. somebody please kill me
  10. woodshop accident pictures [umm. . .I don’t remember ever mentioning woodship accident pictures, but thank goodness they landed here.  I hope they found what they were looking for.]

6 Responses to “This Week’s Top 10 Search Terms”

  1. [Cherry] Ride at 6:25 am #

    Sorry, number 7 was me.

  2. Kelly at 7:24 am #

    funny, it wasn’t “kelly cavanaugh” 😉

  3. Kelly at 7:36 am #

    I’m “shocked” that “kelly cavanaugh” didn’t show up on the list. ;-

  4. The Idea Of Progress at 2:21 pm #

    I’m more curious about “darning egg.”

  5. Pistols at Dawn at 10:05 pm #

    You know, after I slashed my wrists with a coconut while trying to type “molly ana1” into my laptop, I needed to found a way to get those damn blood spots out. I think it’s perfectly clear.

  6. Catherinette at 1:55 pm #

    Cherry Ride: No worries. These things happen.

    Kelly: Hysterical.

    Kelly: Well, it did, I just didn’t find it to be as amusing as all of the other ones. Now, if it was “Kelly Cavanaugh Ana1 Alaska” that would have been funny!

    The Idea of Progress: Can you imagine someone ending up here when they’re looking for a darning egg??

    Pistols at Dawn: That’s one sharp coconut!

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