Once again, I present you with the most random search terms that led people to Bridget Jones Has Nothing on Me:
- boyfriend calls me a whore
- out out damn spot
- darning egg
- dirties whore
- disguise fresh pimple
- laptop out of coconuts slit my wrists [What the hell was this person searching for and how on earth did they end up here with those search words?]
- molly ana1
- skank girl
- somebody please kill me
- woodshop accident pictures [umm. . .I don’t remember ever mentioning woodship accident pictures, but thank goodness they landed here. I hope they found what they were looking for.]
Sorry, number 7 was me.
funny, it wasn’t “kelly cavanaugh” 😉
I’m “shocked” that “kelly cavanaugh” didn’t show up on the list. ;-
I’m more curious about “darning egg.”
You know, after I slashed my wrists with a coconut while trying to type “molly ana1” into my laptop, I needed to found a way to get those damn blood spots out. I think it’s perfectly clear.
Cherry Ride: No worries. These things happen.
Kelly: Hysterical.
Kelly: Well, it did, I just didn’t find it to be as amusing as all of the other ones. Now, if it was “Kelly Cavanaugh Ana1 Alaska” that would have been funny!
The Idea of Progress: Can you imagine someone ending up here when they’re looking for a darning egg??
Pistols at Dawn: That’s one sharp coconut!