Search Me

14 Sep

It’s interesting seeing how people find their way to this tiny little blog.  I mentioned yesterday that wordpress had this fancy feature where it quarantines spam, well it also has an even fancier feature that tells you the search terms people use to get to your blog.

According to these search terms, one might conclude that this blog is about something really different.  Sure, reading it might be like getting your teeth pulled, but you can learn all about Molly Ringwald and her wild spinster adventures. Molly Ringwald enjoys farting and ana1 sex with Bridget Jones on a little bus.  She enjoys eating little smoked sausages and apparently has some issues with panties at work.  

 

BEHOLD some of the glorious things people type into search engines to find their way to me. . .

how to pull out wisdom teeth pictures

little bus

you left me goodbye goodbye

pimp and hoe halloween suit

pull teeth

molly ringwald

no spark dating

why man leave without saying goodbye

2003 stage reviews good golly miss molly

crying PMS

lit’l smokie

“turkey baster” “single mother”

dating with a ticking biological clock

spinster party

worst teeth to be pulled out

“bridget jones” ana1 sex

“she enjoyed farting”

Spicy Little Smokies

panties at work

bridget jones is a load of shit

14 Responses to “Search Me”

  1. Princess extraordinaire September 14, 2007 at 3:19 pm #

    Love the spicy little smokies..that cracks me up!

  2. IAI September 14, 2007 at 4:47 pm #

    Molly Ringwald is such a whore.

  3. Rambler September 14, 2007 at 5:31 pm #

    some really sad perverts out there…

  4. BottleBlonde September 14, 2007 at 5:52 pm #

    Spinster party. Sounds like my kind of Google search!

  5. The Diva's Thoughts September 14, 2007 at 6:16 pm #

    I wish Bloger did that for us! Humph!

  6. Catherinette September 14, 2007 at 6:33 pm #

    Princess Extraordinaire: You just need to make sure to have something sweet on hand to counteract his spicyness!

    IAI: She totally is. Who knew about all her dirty little escapades on the bus!

    Rambler: Wait a second, are you calling me a pervert?

    BottleBlonde: I’m totally going to have one. I’m going to send out invites and everything.

    The Diva’s Thoughts: I think there’s a way to do it on blogger, but have no idea how that would happen.

  7. Pistols at Dawn September 14, 2007 at 7:45 pm #

    I find these things fascinating, mostly because I don’t remember you writing about these topics. I wish you’d start, though.

    Last week, I had people complaining about the medical community into Google and people looking for “pirates boobs.” God bless the interweb.

  8. Foxy Luv September 14, 2007 at 10:05 pm #

    I wish they were typing “Foxy Luv – not such a clap having Jezabel as you might think” to find your blog. That would be pretty sweet.
    Hey – a girl can dream, right?!

    As a matter of fact, someone did type “Foxy Luv – bus station skank” I just omitted it from the list.

  9. scarymonster September 15, 2007 at 12:02 am #

    Me not all that certtain that me wants to know how people find me home. The last time me checked, the people made spelling errors in Google and it directed them to me. The last one said me looked like an avacado. Nah, it’s better not to know…
    STOMP.

    An avacado? That’s not right!!

  10. quirkygirl September 15, 2007 at 4:06 pm #

    My favorite was “blow me today.”

    What blog do you think would come up if it was “blow me tomorrow”?

  11. hanmee September 17, 2007 at 1:53 am #

    My site was doomed the day I mentioned “Gong Li” and “boobs” in my blog.

    It’s magical the power that those little phrases have. -CS

  12. Obesio September 17, 2007 at 7:24 pm #

    The “Bridget Jones”/ana1 sex search is not a bizzare as you might imagine. I’ve never read it, but I’ve heard that the book implies that she gets an ass pounding from one of the dudes in the book. My favorite on the list was “why man leave without saying goodbye.” There is nothing like a perfect combination of pathetic worthlessness and poor grammar.

    Yes, she does get it in the end (so to speak), but who really looks that up? There are some real gems this week. I’ll have to post them up later. Fun times! -CS

  13. Tabbie September 18, 2007 at 12:20 am #

    What I want to know is how a turkey baster and a single mother get along…

    I don’t know either!! What are people thinking?? -CS

  14. The Guv'ner September 18, 2007 at 1:52 am #

    Oh man, search terms are always funny, but I think YOURS just beat others hands down. I am crying real tears.

    Why DOES man leave without saying goodbye?

    Wait until you see the ones from this week. Foxy Luv and I had a good chuckle over some of them. -CS

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