It’s interesting seeing how people find their way to this tiny little blog. I mentioned yesterday that wordpress had this fancy feature where it quarantines spam, well it also has an even fancier feature that tells you the search terms people use to get to your blog.
According to these search terms, one might conclude that this blog is about something really different. Sure, reading it might be like getting your teeth pulled, but you can learn all about Molly Ringwald and her wild spinster adventures. Molly Ringwald enjoys farting and ana1 sex with Bridget Jones on a little bus. She enjoys eating little smoked sausages and apparently has some issues with panties at work.
BEHOLD some of the glorious things people type into search engines to find their way to me. . .
how to pull out wisdom teeth pictures
little bus
you left me goodbye goodbye
pimp and hoe halloween suit
pull teeth
molly ringwald
no spark dating
why man leave without saying goodbye
2003 stage reviews good golly miss molly
crying PMS
lit’l smokie
“turkey baster” “single mother”
dating with a ticking biological clock
spinster party
worst teeth to be pulled out
“bridget jones” ana1 sex
“she enjoyed farting”
Spicy Little Smokies
panties at work
bridget jones is a load of shit
Love the spicy little smokies..that cracks me up!
Molly Ringwald is such a whore.
some really sad perverts out there…
Spinster party. Sounds like my kind of Google search!
I wish Bloger did that for us! Humph!
Princess Extraordinaire: You just need to make sure to have something sweet on hand to counteract his spicyness!
IAI: She totally is. Who knew about all her dirty little escapades on the bus!
Rambler: Wait a second, are you calling me a pervert?
BottleBlonde: I’m totally going to have one. I’m going to send out invites and everything.
The Diva’s Thoughts: I think there’s a way to do it on blogger, but have no idea how that would happen.
I find these things fascinating, mostly because I don’t remember you writing about these topics. I wish you’d start, though.
Last week, I had people complaining about the medical community into Google and people looking for “pirates boobs.” God bless the interweb.
I wish they were typing “Foxy Luv – not such a clap having Jezabel as you might think” to find your blog. That would be pretty sweet.
Hey – a girl can dream, right?!
As a matter of fact, someone did type “Foxy Luv – bus station skank” I just omitted it from the list.
Me not all that certtain that me wants to know how people find me home. The last time me checked, the people made spelling errors in Google and it directed them to me. The last one said me looked like an avacado. Nah, it’s better not to know…
STOMP.
An avacado? That’s not right!!
My favorite was “blow me today.”
What blog do you think would come up if it was “blow me tomorrow”?
My site was doomed the day I mentioned “Gong Li” and “boobs” in my blog.
It’s magical the power that those little phrases have. -CS
The “Bridget Jones”/ana1 sex search is not a bizzare as you might imagine. I’ve never read it, but I’ve heard that the book implies that she gets an ass pounding from one of the dudes in the book. My favorite on the list was “why man leave without saying goodbye.” There is nothing like a perfect combination of pathetic worthlessness and poor grammar.
Yes, she does get it in the end (so to speak), but who really looks that up? There are some real gems this week. I’ll have to post them up later. Fun times! -CS
What I want to know is how a turkey baster and a single mother get along…
I don’t know either!! What are people thinking?? -CS
Oh man, search terms are always funny, but I think YOURS just beat others hands down. I am crying real tears.
Why DOES man leave without saying goodbye?
Wait until you see the ones from this week. Foxy Luv and I had a good chuckle over some of them. -CS