Spamalot

12 Sep

I am one of 7 people on this earth that eats Spam and admits to liking it.  It’s good stuff.  Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it’s meaty goodness.  And please don’t tell me what’s in it-ignorance is bliss.  I do, however, hate receiving spam in my email box.  One of the nice things about using WordPress for my blog, is that it quarantines most of the spam that “people” want to post as comments to the blog.

Below, I’d like to highlight some of my favorites.  I’m going to remove the hyperlinks, because god only knows where you’d end up if you clicked on them. Please to enjoy:

  • I’d like to drop some words. Cool site, thank you for this! pimps and hoes costumes for halloween costume halloween kid make last minute halloween costume ideas nurse halloween costume spawn halloween costume pokemon halloween costumes nascar halloween costume (Seriously, who the heck is going to see this and think, “Oh, I really need a pimp halloween costume for myself and might as well pick up the Pokemon costume for little Patrick!”)
  • Thanks for the welcome Really cool diet for me, thanks! [stupid link that I’ll never click on] soma drug [different stupid link} drug neurontin treatment [more links I’m not going to click on] or [followed by more links] and [another list of links I’m not clicking on] . Much respect! (I love that they ended it with this catchy little phrase.)

Who comes up with this nonsense?  I can’t imagine how someone falls into this line of work.  I picture someone that wanted to write cheesy greeting cards for Hallmark, but was rejected.  They then try to get hired by American Greetings.  Denied!  What’s left but to write spam for strange things?  Perhaps I should quit my job and start writing spam for various products.  Maybe I’ve missed my calling!

9 Responses to “Spamalot”

  1. Rev. Chance September 12, 2007 at 8:37 pm #

    Better check out Halloween – Carefree Children’s Holiday or Demonic Day of Darkness before you celebrate Halloween!

  2. Pistols at Dawn September 12, 2007 at 9:01 pm #

    I think that’s how people with Tourette’s type. Way to mock people with diseases, jerk.

    That’s MY thing.

  3. cinnkitty September 13, 2007 at 12:48 am #

    Ha..ha..ha… is it sad that I saw the title “Spamalot” and immediately thought about “Vienna Sausages cored with a straw and then filled with squeeze cheese”???

    Yeah…I made those once for a friend. Even put them on little toothpicks. 😉 Damn things went faster than Little Chokies cooked in BBQ sauce! ha..ha.ha..!

    Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam!
    Spam, Spam and Spam,.
    Eggs, Spam and Spam.
    Eggs, Spam, Bacon and Spam
    and the list goes on……

  4. Catherinette September 13, 2007 at 3:28 pm #

    Rev. Chance: Seriously now. How in God’s name did you find my blog? Get out of here you freaking freak!

    Pistols at Dawn: Come on! You know how it brings me great joy to make fun of others. Can’t we all be friends and share in the joys of other people’s issues?

    Cinnkitty: I have never heard of these delicious little treats you mention. Why hasn’t anyone ever told me about them??

  5. Tabbie September 13, 2007 at 6:04 pm #

    picture this:
    Salt Lake City zoo, 1989. Little Tabbie, her sis and her dad happen upon miniature deer-looking animals in a dirt enclosure. Tabbie asks dad what those animals are.
    He replies: Spam.
    Tabbie has never heard of Spam before and naturally believes her dad.
    Time passes by. Tabbie sees Spam on the supermarket shelf and realizes her dad is a big ol liar.

  6. Pistols at Dawn September 13, 2007 at 6:52 pm #

    All right, fine. But when you make it big on the pro complaining circuit, I want a cut. Or for you to set up an event where you visit a hospital full of sick children to kick them all in the shin, hard.

    We can just go together. We can create Mocking Tour 2007. We’ll sell posters and t-shirts. -CS

  7. cinnkitty September 13, 2007 at 8:24 pm #

    Why?? WHY??? Because that’s just *NASTY* CS… nasty, nasty, nasty!! I mean seriously… have you ever eaten a Vienna Sausage??? Mmmmm…mmm…nothing says loving like some “forced organ meat” in a little weenie package. And then to fill it with squeeze cheese?? Augghh!!! The horror, the horror!!

    Ugh… I was shocked at how quickly those things got eaten, but then again.. I *AM* in the South, the DEEP South — just in case anyone was wondering. (oh…and someone please tell Whoopi to call Miss Teen South Carolina and ask her for a freakin’ MAP) bwa..ha.ha… Oh. I crack myself up!! 😉

    I have to admit that I wasn’t a huge Vienna Sausage meat fan, though I do like canned meat (mmm. . .Spam). I’m very intrigued by the addition of the fake cheese to tiny little meat sticks. It just sounds too good to be true! I need for you to give me some more recipes! -CS

  8. hanmee September 17, 2007 at 1:50 am #

    I heart SPAM. And so does the state of Hawaii. They actually have a secret spam warehouse should there ever be a shortage.

    Seriously.

    The McDonalds in Hawaii even have Spam on the menu. I love that about them. Plus you always get Spam if you order bento boxes.

  9. TrashCanDan September 18, 2007 at 7:50 am #

    I LOVE to eat spam as well!!!

    One just can’t go wrong with Spam. It’s impossible. -CS

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