Behold. . .

30 Aug

The most disgusting gum in the world. 

It’s as if the makers of Chloraseptic partnered with Dentyne to make a gum.  Promise me that you’ll never put it in your mouth.  Really, it’s for your own good.



7 Responses to “Behold. . .”

  1. del-v at 4:16 pm #

    I hate Orbitz. I left a pack in my car last week when it was crazy hot and it oozed this sticky syrup all over the center console of my car. I cleaned it up with a shit-load of Windex but everything in my car still feels sticky. And when I tried a piece of the super-hot gum, it was gross.

  2. Pistols at Dawn at 4:18 pm #

    I’ve tasted this gum, and I can say that it should be named “road tar” flavor. Absolutely disgusting, even worse than those gums in the 80s (Chewels, et al) that had gross liquid centers.

  3. Catherinette at 4:40 pm #

    del-v: I’ll remember never to leave it sitting in my car.

    Pistols at Dawn: That’s an excellent idea. Those 80’s liquid gums were pretty nasty. Though it would have been clever if they had been filled with Jack Daniels or something.

  4. madmargaret at 5:09 pm #

    … and when Catherinette tells you not to put something in your mouth, you’d better believe it!

  5. The Duchess at 6:41 pm #

    I bet it’s tastier than that “Thrills” gum that tastes like soap…

  6. Foxy Luv at 9:27 pm #

    I chewed a piece the other day when Cath and I returned from a craptastic lunch – it was gross.

    Not as bad as the sorry excuse for coconut shrimp that I had just eaten at a major seafood chain eatery which shall remain nameless because they should be run out of town on a rail for serving food that looks NOTHING like the pictures on their menu – but it was a close second.

    Want to know what eatery? I will give you a hint; it sounds like Led Robster and it’s only redeeming quality is the cheese biscuits they serve. This joint is for the seafood hater in you and should be avoided at all costs. And the gum as well.

  7. CinnKitty at 1:02 am #

    Nope..nope..nope.. I gots one better…. Never ever try the “Berry Chill” flavor. I swear…it’s like chewing on a piece of freakin’ Nyquil. GROSS!!!!!! Why..oh why must they do that to us?

    Look gum companies…just stick with the basics…Peppermint, Spearamint, Cinnamon and Bubblegum flavors. That’s all we ask…that’s all we need! 🙂

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