I FORBID IT!

27 Aug

Dear Foxy Luv,

I hear the plans that you are making with my man.  FYI: you are forbidden to travel with him to San Francisco or anywhere else.  I FORBID IT!!  No, you cannot go.  You cannot go for the following reasons:

  1. He is mine.
  2. He is not yours.
  3. You are not allowed to go.
  4. Lit’l Smokey belongs to me.
  5. You might have a major panic attack on the airplane and end up peeing yourself in front of him.
  6. And finally, he belongs to me.

Go ahead and plan an imaginary trip with him, but I forbid you to take a really one.  FORBIDDEN!

 Love, Catherinette

P.S. Your ass looks much hotter in those pants without the panty lines.  Kudos to you for going commando.

P.P.S. You still can’t go on a “work trip” with Lit’l Smokey.

3 Responses to “I FORBID IT!”

  1. Foxy love August 27, 2007 at 7:56 pm #

    Dear Cath –

    You really need not worry. The flop sweat I just experienced thinking about flying all the way to San Fran has put me off (seriously, I need a shower!). Besides, even though he has graciously offered to drag my heavily drugged carcas off the plane, I would feel horrible if he ended up with permanent back problems because of it (lets face it, I am a whole lotta lady compared to him). Plus, if there was bad turbulence, I might try to make out with him. Which would be awkward…for him. Then there’s the fact that I act like a 13 year old girl when I am with him one on one for more than a day….it’s bad.

    No – I think imaginary trips to Fiji with him are better. No flop sweat, no fear of flying, no back pain. And for some reason, on those trips, I only wiegh like 105 pounds, and he is like 6 foot 5 – so the proportions are much better.

    But I am glad you like my tush sans undies – it was very nice of you to say. But please remember – you are not the boss of me and little smokey belongs to all of us! He’s like Yellowstone National park – he’s something for us to cherish and protect for future generations…or something. Anyways – he belongs to all of us! And by us, I mean you and me exclusively!

  2. Pistols at Dawn August 28, 2007 at 1:28 am #

    Some guys like 13 year old girls.

    You should run screaming from those guys, stopping only to hurl road flares like ninja stars at them.

  3. Foxy Luv September 14, 2007 at 10:14 pm #

    I heart ninja stars……

    Don’t lie, you heart ninja turtles.

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