- Lit’l Smokey: I have something in my eye.
- Me: Do you want me to stick my finger in it? THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!
People, seriously, I’m so funny it hurts sometimes. Physically hurts me.
People, seriously, I’m so funny it hurts sometimes. Physically hurts me.
Physically hurts you when someone hits you for being so funny?
I have a friend who does the “that’s what she said” to everything, and it’s funny the first five times, and then every time from 60 on. You’ve got a looooooot of glances to get through there.
See, now my response would have been some sort of phallic-related humor.
I had someone tell me, after looking at a photo of me last weekend, that they would have stuck their finger in my exposed belly button. Huh? What???
I responded with: If your finger ever gets near my belly button, you’ll be pulling back a stump! ha….ha…ha…
Creepy…….. but funny. 🙂