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A Toast

22 Aug


Let me offer you a glass of champagne. We shall now toast to the super fun time that Lola, Muffy, and I had in NYC. You’re all aware that we jumped around on city grates and that Lola’s firm pillows were provided by the Hampton Inn. But did you know that there was a Biker tribute to the victims of 9/11 and that we got a free round of drinks at Bar Americain? Well, now you do!!

In addition to those joys and adventures, we also enjoyed playing numerous rounds of “that’s what she said”, saw a show, had fine cocktails, and delicious food.  We even made a special trip to Zabar’s. Mmm…Zabar’s!

We went to see Spring Awakening.  Overall, I thought the show was so great! There were 2 things that were disappointing:

  1. The guy that won the Tony for his performance in the show wasn’t there.
  2. The lead was a spitter. It’s just that he gets so excited when he sings and annunciates every single word so he ends up spitting everywhere. At one point, I wanted to stand up and yell, “Say it! Don’t spray it!” I controlled myself, though. Seriously, I bet the people in the first 2 rows wish that someone had warned them that it was like sitting in the front row of a Shamoo show at Sea World. There was a constant stream of mist coming out of his mouth. Yuck, yuck.

Here’s a little example of the good times we enjoyed at Bar Americain:

  • Lola: So my friend was dating a brother for a few months, blah, blah, blah [I forgot the last part of the sentence].
  • Muffy: What the hell is wrong with her?
  • CS: What do you mean?
  • Muffy: I mean where was she raised? You just don’t do that.
  • Lola: Well, she didn’t date him for long, just for a few months.
  • Muffy: Seriously, that’s freaking crazy. How would it dawn on her to do something like that even for a few days!
  • CS: [By this point I’m thinking that Muffy is kind of racist] Come on now, it’s not that bad.
  • Muffy: It’s wrong. It’s just wrong.
  • CS: Wait a minute. She was dating a black guy, not her brother.
  • Muffy: Oh. I thought you said it was her brother. [Laughter ensues and mocking begins]

Dinner took place at Tao. We all rocked out jeans and I wore the bear traps. The food was delicious, but it was a tad bit too loud.  I only realized this once my ears started bleeding. Thankfully, I was able to stop the bleeding by stuffing a crisp lobster and shrimp dumpling in each ear. No one noticed. It was too dark for anyone to see anything. I’m so freaking old. 5 years ago I would have loved going to a place like that. Now, I question why they have to make it so freaking loud and dark. Thank god that I didn’t get all hammered there. I can only imagine how I would have managed to get out of there without tripping over one of the low tables in the bar. The food was excellent, I recommend going: just make sure to take a flashlight and some ear plugs.

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