Diva-licious Times

17 Aug

Lola, Muffy, and I are taking our show on the road.  Tomorrow, we’re headed off for a lovely diva’s weekend in NYC.  That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, we’re going to be treating the New Yorkers to our treats (tee hee).  It’s going to be Michael Kors’ first time up in the big city. He’s pretty freaking exciting!!

We have so much to do.  First, we’ll be attending the 2:00 show of the Tony award winning Spring Awakening.  Then we’ll have to walk around and shop.  At some point we’ll have to check into our hotel so we can beautify ourselves for a long and delightful evening.  We’ll be dining at Tao.  I know, we’re fancy.  THEN, we’re going to Bar Americain for drinks.  I’m pretty sure that Bobby Flay is going to be pretty excited to see us.  Of course, the evening wouldn’t be complete without a little visit to 230 5th.

 Oh, and we’re going to Zabar’s on Sunday.

I’m pretty sure that I’m going to have to give out some Bartles & Jaymes in Central Park at some point, because Mama is not made of money.  How much do you think I could charge for one of those suckers?

FYI: Where’s my multimillionaire man candy that can help bankroll this little weekend of ours?  Damn it, I keep forgetting that I have a mortgage and other stupid bills to pay.

5 Responses to “Diva-licious Times”

  1. pistols at dawn August 18, 2007 at 12:19 am #

    Word on the street is that mortgages are for lame-os. Then again, we’re living on the GD street, so take that with a grain of salt and some floor pepper.

  2. The Idea Of Progress August 18, 2007 at 12:21 am #

    Congrats on the new digs…
    I was walking down Michigan Ave. today, and saw a woman in a most-likely-flea-market-purchased-fake Michael Kors t-shirt, and I thought of you.

  3. [Cherry] Ride August 18, 2007 at 1:22 am #

    Are “Bartles & Jaymes” your pet names for your breasts?

    Like the new digs.

  4. Diana August 18, 2007 at 7:07 am #

    Get you a big juicy bite of the Big Apple ladies…then, gargle, rinse, and repeat!


  5. betty August 18, 2007 at 12:51 pm #

    Hey there! Do you know I found a post you did ages ago about me and sunny saying what a good blog we had. I never knew about it and I never left a comment and so just wanted to say a belated THANK YOU…. I googled in my name is all and I found a bunch of stuff and one of them was in your blog.

    have fun over here and I’ll add you to my contact list.

    see ya!!

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