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Diva-licious Times

17 Aug

Lola, Muffy, and I are taking our show on the road.  Tomorrow, we’re headed off for a lovely diva’s weekend in NYC.  That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, we’re going to be treating the New Yorkers to our treats (tee hee).  It’s going to be Michael Kors’ first time up in the big city. He’s pretty freaking exciting!!

We have so much to do.  First, we’ll be attending the 2:00 show of the Tony award winning Spring Awakening.  Then we’ll have to walk around and shop.  At some point we’ll have to check into our hotel so we can beautify ourselves for a long and delightful evening.  We’ll be dining at Tao.  I know, we’re fancy.  THEN, we’re going to Bar Americain for drinks.  I’m pretty sure that Bobby Flay is going to be pretty excited to see us.  Of course, the evening wouldn’t be complete without a little visit to 230 5th.

 Oh, and we’re going to Zabar’s on Sunday.

I’m pretty sure that I’m going to have to give out some Bartles & Jaymes in Central Park at some point, because Mama is not made of money.  How much do you think I could charge for one of those suckers?

FYI: Where’s my multimillionaire man candy that can help bankroll this little weekend of ours?  Damn it, I keep forgetting that I have a mortgage and other stupid bills to pay.

An Important Question for all Humanity

17 Aug

Okay, so this one is really for the guys: what’s the deal with the 3 day rule?  Seriously?  Why can’t you just freaking write to or call a girl?  Why you gotta be like this?