Go, Go Speed Dater: Part 4

16 Aug

This one was the only date that made me feel dirty. It was a very strange feeling to be sitting across from a man that looks like a shorter version of my dad. I half expected him to tell me to sit up straight and to cover myself. Me not likey the feeling. I didn’t flirt with this guy, I didn’t bare any cleavage-he got NOTHING. Too freaking creepy. Seriously

My dad is actually much more entertaining than this guy. He’s really quite amusing-at least I think he is because we have the exact same sense of humor. My dad lives out on Hawaii, has a sweet ass job, and a fatty fat house. This guy enjoys budget traveling and staying in hostels. My idea of budget traveling is staying in a 3 star hotel instead of a 4 star hotel. Girlfriend doesn’t own a backpack and isn’t planning on getting one any time soon. Let’s not even discuss hostels, I stayed in one once, when I was in 4th grade. I got mono, not a happy memory.

I might have considered it for a split second if he had told me he owned a mansion in Bermuda, or a flat in London. Perhaps he could have turned out to be my sugar Daddy. . .

[I just threw up a little just thinking about it.]

6 Responses to “Go, Go Speed Dater: Part 4”

  1. Del-V August 16, 2007 at 6:34 pm #

    Did he have the same name as you dad? That would be creepier!

  2. The Diva's Thoughts August 16, 2007 at 7:25 pm #


  3. pistols at dawn August 16, 2007 at 7:59 pm #

    You should have veto power, like, “Hey, I’m sorry, but you look like my dad. You can just start thinking up clever things to say to the next girl if you want.”

  4. monicker August 17, 2007 at 12:13 am #

    Oh, blech!

  5. Catherinette Singleton August 17, 2007 at 12:50 pm #

    Del-V: No, he didn’t. I did think that it would have been funny if he had, though.

    The Diva’s Thoughts: Agreed.

    pistols at dawn: I would have been vetoing people left and right!

    monicker: Gross, right??

  6. The Ambiguous Blob August 17, 2007 at 6:29 pm #

    Icky poo! No daddy dates!

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