Yet Another Conversation Between You & Me

15 Aug

You: So?? How’d it go last night?
Me: I’m so freaking tired right now. I just want to throw back some ibuprofen and crawl back into bed.
You: Come on!! I want some details!
Me: Well, I’m really tired, I have the cocktail flu, and I don’t want to be here right now. Also, Simone is getting bigger by the second and I’m afraid she’s going to start demanding an allowance. I’m not too pleased with her right now.
You: You know that’s not what I meant!! Tell me about last night!
Me: I had one of the most disgusting cocktails on earth. All I remember was that there was ginger in it, it had a kick ass name and a terrible spicy flavor. Awful. God awful. Never ever order the Maldito Amor at Chi-cha Lounge. Swear to me that you won’t do it. Promise me right now!
You: I SWEAR! Now freaking tell me about the speed dating.
Me: Would you like to hear about Brown Poly, the Trekkie, Russian IT Dork or my Dad?
You? WHAT WHAT WHAT?? Your dad was there?? That’s f’ed up! Did you get matched up with your dad?? I think you could actually sue. Right? Incest is illegal. What the hell kind of place did you go to?
Me: It wasn’t actually my dad, it just looked like him. It was Creepy, with a capital C.
You: God, that doesn’t sound so good.
Me: What are you talking about? How could you not want to go out with those upstanding bachelors? They were so. . .um. . .er. . .um. . .interesting.
You: I want to know about all of them!!
Me: You’ll just have to wait and read the next posting. . .
You: You’re a bitch, Catherinette.
Me: I know, but you love me!

7 Responses to “Yet Another Conversation Between You & Me”

  1. The Duchess August 15, 2007 at 3:22 pm #

    You’re really keeping us in suspense! I wanna hear about the Trekkie – that’s bound to be some good times…

  2. pistols at dawn August 15, 2007 at 3:36 pm #

    That is a good tease. Wait, there can never be a good tease – let me clarify: in biz talk, that’s a good “tease,” in that it will keep me around through the commercial break.

    However, if it doesn’t deliver after that, I will become angry. Very angry. And then I will think about soup. And possibly bacon.

  3. Cinnkitty August 15, 2007 at 4:39 pm #

    That drink sounds like what the “Lion Fish Margarita” in Deuce Bigalo-Male Gigalo probably tasted like. Nasty! blech! ;p

    However, it DOES sound like you might have met a “Man-Whore” in training with Brown Poly. Do tell…do tell…!!

  4. Del-V August 15, 2007 at 5:32 pm #

    Hury up and post… I want to hear more about the Trekkie.

  5. The [Cherry] Ride August 15, 2007 at 7:39 pm #

    Trekkie! Trekkie!

  6. Catherinette Singleton August 15, 2007 at 8:43 pm #

    The Duchess: Of course I’m keeping you in suspense. I just said I was a bitch, didn’t I??

    Pistols at Dawn: I was only a little bit of a tease, I did give you a little something.

    Cinnkitty: That sounds freaking nasty. It’s probably the same drink.

    Del-V: You’ll have to wait for the Trekkie until tomorrow. I’m beat, I need to go home and nap.

    The [Cherry] Ride: Wait. I’m confused. Did you want to hear more about the Trekkie?

  7. ME IN MD October 2, 2007 at 4:57 pm #

    U R TOOOOO FUNNY

    I try. . . -CS

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