No Pressure

9 Aug

So my 2 and 1/2 year old nephew called me today to tell me he wants me to have kids. He wants some cousins. Yeah, that’s just what I need. My mother and sister already harass me all the time. It’s going to be superb to have yet another person on my case.


10 Responses to “No Pressure”

  1. Teri August 9, 2007 at 8:38 pm #

    what age range is Catherinette Singleton?

    I think people should mind their own business. All in due time.

  2. Step Right Up August 9, 2007 at 9:14 pm #

    My nieces and nephews ask if I’m going to get married all the time along with everyone else and their dog.

    My reply? “Well kiddies, your Aunt SRU has a lot of baggage that is about 50% your Grandpa and Grandma’s faults and 50% the fault of her past relationships. Obviously no man is knockin’ down her door to propose even though you and everyone else is right that your Aunt SRU is smokin’ hot. Now mind your own beeswax, hand your Aunt her drink, and here’s a plastic bag. Go play in traffic.”

  3. Cinnkitty August 9, 2007 at 10:20 pm #

    Sweetie.. only YOU are in control of your ovaries. Let’s face it, it’s not like any of your relatives are sneaking into your bedroom at night with a turkey baster and some frozen sperm. 😉

    Tell your family that your uterus is currently “under construction” and will be unavailable to house any guests until all the work has been finished and the contractors have been paid. ha..ha..ha..!

  4. The Duchess August 9, 2007 at 10:49 pm #

    My sibs used to bug me about that all the time.

    Then I asked my Dad if he minded if I was a single mother since it is so much easier to find random sex than finding someone to propose.

    Then suddenly everyone stopped giving me a hard time.
    Coincidence? I think not.

  5. Mister Underhill August 9, 2007 at 11:02 pm #

    Preteen pregancy is a growing problem….

  6. Foxy Luv August 10, 2007 at 1:51 am #

    Your sister seriously needs to stop feeding that kid vodka gimlets at lunch.

    Especially when he’s going to be making post-PB&J phone calls.

    Nothing is sadder than a pre-schooler who can’t hold his booze.

  7. Vi vi vi vooom!!!!!!!! August 10, 2007 at 2:10 am #

    Geez, 2 and a half chatting to you on the phone about this? Sounds like he’s been fed the line. (My boys could barely string a sentence at that age!)

  8. Betty Boob Hug August 10, 2007 at 7:46 am #

    OH you just hang up on him and tell him that Bob the Builder is at your front door so hahahhaha.

  9. Catherinette Singleton August 10, 2007 at 12:42 pm #

    Teri: I’m 33. I still have several good baby making years in front of me. Plus I can’t have kids until after I go to the Harry Potter theme park in 2009. I’m so freaking lame.

    Step Right Up: You have a unique approach. I’m going to steal it and claim it as my own.

    Mr. Underhill: Yes, I am still a pre-teen.

    Cinnkitty: I still have nightmares about that one night with the turkey baster. . .

    The Duchess: I’ve tried that approach, my mom told me that I could move back home. Hell no!

    Foxy Luv: You know how the kids are. They really need the drink to help wind them down.

    Vi vi vi vooom: My sister swears it was unsolicited. I don’t believe that for a hot second.

    Betty Boob Hug: Oh, that’s a good plan! He would freak out!

  10. Cinnkitty August 11, 2007 at 12:22 am #

    Okay..just one question then…WHO was weilding the turkey baster? ;p

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