This one goes out to all the young “ladies” who have just graduated from college and are trying to make a good impression in their first “real” job.
Ladies, if you’re going to compare drunk hook-up stories, either: lower your voices OR find a secluded table that’s not right next to a high traffic area.
In the 3 minutes that I stood next to the microwave today, I heard all about:
- one girl’s adventures skinny dipping with a “hot guy” she had a crush on, while her friends watched;
- another girl’s account of how she went to a party with her ex and his hot friend, and that the hot friend got into a HUGE fight with his girlfriend during an intense game of I Never. Apparently, the girlfriend of the hot friend accused him of sleeping with someone else;
- A sorority girl’s account of some strange drinking game where she had to lick a lollipop and then pass it on to someone she had hooked up with. Then that person had to lick the lollipop and give it to someone else he had hooked up with, and so on and so on. It seems as though the lollipop made it all around the sorority house that night.
Klassy.
