Archive | July, 2007

Cravings

20 Jul

I had lunch a little over an hour ago, and I’m still hungry. Know what I could really go for? A man. A super fine and hot one. Can’t seem to find one of those in any of our vending machines, though. That’s jacked up. We have a full cafeteria and 5 vending machines in this building, and there’s not an available in any of them. I might have to walk over to one of other buildings to see if there’s one wedged in between the Skittles and the Trail Mix.

Fun with Small Children

20 Jul

My sister has 2 young children, and there are 3 ways I know that they’re driving her crazy.

1) She refers to them as “hateful creatures from hell.”
2) She threatens to drown them in the bathtub.
3) She offers to sell them to the lowest bidder.

I typically enjoy spending quality time with them, however, in the event that any of the 3 things above happen-I avoid their house like the plague.

Protected: Reunited (And It Feels So Good)

20 Jul

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An Oldie, But a Goodie

19 Jul

Know what phrase I recently rediscovered that I’m in love with? I’ll tell you:

Well, excuse me for living!

It’s sarcastic. It’s witty. Me love it.

I am so hungry that my stomach is digesting itself…

18 Jul

I am so hungry that my stomach is digesting itself. Plus my head is starting to hurt. So hungry. . .getting weak.

Where is Disney? Why oh why did I agree to wait until 1:00 to go to lunch?

Everything is growing so very dark now.

Am . . .going. . .to. . .pass. . .out. . .from. . .starvation. . .

MK Update

18 Jul

Yesterday, Michael Kors received his first piece of mail: a get well card from Muffy. He’s currently staying at my mom’s house while he’s in recovery. I called him and read the card to him and it very much lifted his spirits. He says he’s feeling better, that there’s still a little bit of scarring, but that he’s ready to come home.

I’m picking him up tomorrow. I’ve missed him so much!

Funny Stuff

17 Jul

Oh my god, I just read the funniest thing on Grant Miller Media. Let me give you a tip: do not read this if you’re on a conference call.

Oh my god, it just got funnier. Someone on my call just said, “wizadry”! BWAHAHA!