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Pour Your Water Vase into Mine

23 Jul

Today, I’d like to share with you a tasty little nugget that I received several months ago. This was a message that I received from some guy that was cruising my myspace page. Lord only knows where this guy came from, but it’s freaking funny. The only thing that I’ve edited is this guy’s email address, the rest, I present in it’s original glory.

Please to enjoy:

Hi, I saw your profile and I was so excited with the kinda of woman that i saw there…you be sincere with you dear you are looking Gorgeous….well let me tell you little about me and lets see if you would like me and maybe we could connect…Im a good guy, quick witted, and fun to hang out with Yes, I like all those things normal people do, music (live), movies, reading, sports, outdoors even tourist things (Im from Marrero,Louisiana,United States, so everything about the United States intrigues me crab cakes, ice storms, the beltway, how had I lived?). im presently in the region of West Africa for work and i hope to be back home soon. what am looking for here is loyalty, friendship, all quite important to me and hopefully to you If you can see things on a deeper level, well get along well. If you can sip a drink in a bar and attempt to talk on that deeper level, well get along better still! If you also like things lighthearted, spontaneous, a bit sarcastic and a little mischievous, you’ll get me completely Dont doubt I have a warm, caring, supportive side, its just under a layer of good humor.Or, join me in the kitchen and have a glass of wine while I prepare dinner and we’ll share deep stimulating conversation. Further exploring the mental chemistry between us. A relationship that ends up where it’s supposed to is what I seek. If that’s a serious relationship, good friends or great lovers, I am prepared for the next encounter life has to offer me. A friendship that is uninhibited and pure fun is what i’m about. Locations, settings and chemistry that will arouse all your senses and moments shared that cross your mind a week later while at the office. Putting a smile on your face while wondering when it’s possible to feel like that again is the sensation I aim to leave you with. I want a woman that I can trust without question and who can trust me the same. A woman whose loves me for my heart and soul. We would be like two vases of water poured into one larger more beautiful vase, in which we would be one. Holding each other, breathing each other, tasting each other as we watch the sun rise and set in each others arms. Laughing, crying, singing, praying, playing, working together to make life fun and safe for each other. I have not found that yet, but I am eternally hopeful. Maybe I am just a helpless romantic human but hope is what gets us out of bed each morning to face the day. I have no physical or mental baggage and strive everyday to be a better man for myself. Karma, Kindness, Family, Loyalty and Honesty are important realities in my lifestyle. If we are meant to be, even geography couldn’t keep us apart. sorry i need a devoted woman that i could lay my life to i need a woman that cares.So, if youre fun loving, funny, cute, GENUINE and affectionate,possess the qualities that i need in a woman will love to hear from you soon to know if we are perfect match,If we are meant to be, even geography couldn’t keep us apart,No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other’s worth.Though miles may lie between us, we’re never far apart, for friendship doesn’t count the miles, it’s measured by the heart….Please do feel free to mail me or add me to your messenger here is my screen name i_toolandloser@yahoo.com..hope to hear from you soon….do have a great day.

An Important Question for All Humanity

23 Jul

Why do some rappers put “Lil” in front of their names? There’s:

Lil Kim
Lil Wayne
Lil John
Lil Flip
Lil Bow Wow

I know that “Lil” is used in the place of “little”, but why? Is it really that hard to add in those 3 letters that are missing? Does that extra syllable really make someone so tired that they just can’t bear the thought of pronouncing it? WHY???