Fun with Small Children

20 Jul

My sister has 2 young children, and there are 3 ways I know that they’re driving her crazy.

1) She refers to them as “hateful creatures from hell.”
2) She threatens to drown them in the bathtub.
3) She offers to sell them to the lowest bidder.

I typically enjoy spending quality time with them, however, in the event that any of the 3 things above happen-I avoid their house like the plague.

3 Responses to “Fun with Small Children”

  1. Bella July 20, 2007 at 5:19 pm #

    The greatest part of being an aunt is being able to be there for all the fun, but being able to leave when the “monster” side comes out!

  2. Cinnkitty July 21, 2007 at 5:37 pm #

    Yeah…even better… assisting the “monster” to come out. Feed them lots of sugar, shake them up a bit and then leave…. heh..heh..heh..!

  3. The Idea Of Progress July 22, 2007 at 7:20 pm #

    I suggest letting them all drink Red Bull and giving them access to hammers. Let the games begin!

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