I had lunch a little over an hour ago, and I’m still hungry. Know what I could really go for? A man. A super fine and hot one. Can’t seem to find one of those in any of our vending machines, though. That’s jacked up. We have a full cafeteria and 5 vending machines in this building, and there’s not an available in any of them. I might have to walk over to one of other buildings to see if there’s one wedged in between the Skittles and the Trail Mix.
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Nah…the ones in the vending machines are usually stale anyway. They don’t rotate the product often enough..ya know? 😉
You know if you found a man in the machine and put your dollar in, he’d probably get stuck and you’d have to bang on the machine until got unstuck.
Would all of that drama be worth it?
What is Trail Mix?
I think he’s melty just like the rest of the candy in our vending machine. The afternoon sun hits our machine through the window and it’s all down hill from there.
try the candy store, there might be some there.
Me be thinking that iffin ya found a man lurking between the skittles and the trail mix, you might just end up with a nutty kind of dude who’s sickley sweet. Then again, Progress’ idea of bangin a machine has some merit.
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Forget finding a man in the vending machine. I’d like to find a note for a day off from work in one of our vending machines here at work.
He’d probably be stale…..Oh well….. lol
Cinnkitty: You make a valid point. I’d hate to have a stale man. Blech.
the idea of progress: That would be so frustrating! Then I’d have to drop another $.75 to get another one and that one would probably get stuck in there too.
Oestre-bunny: You know what it is: it’s a mix that has nuts, and dried fruits, and sometimes chocolate chips. Lord only knows why it’s called trail mix.
Teri: Mmm. . .melty man. Delicious!
Scary Monster: Well said!
Step Right Up: Is that found between the selection for a Big Promotion or the Corner Office?
diva’s thoughts: I vote no on stale men.
Try looking behind the HUNK bars….
That would be a very thin man if that’s the case.
PE – Ha..ha.ha… “Hunk Bars” Good one! 😉
PE: I like the Hunk bars. . .with nuts.
Gran Miller: Not necessarily, we have the vending machines that have the big huge openings at the bottom. I could practically crawl in there and pull a man out.
Cinnkitty: That PE sure is funny!