I am so hungry that my stomach is digesting itself…

18 Jul

I am so hungry that my stomach is digesting itself. Plus my head is starting to hurt. So hungry. . .getting weak.

Where is Disney? Why oh why did I agree to wait until 1:00 to go to lunch?

Everything is growing so very dark now.

Am . . .going. . .to. . .pass. . .out. . .from. . .starvation. . .

10 Responses to “I am so hungry that my stomach is digesting itself…”

  1. The Ambiguous Blob at 7:16 pm #

    lunchtime around these parts is 11:30am. It’s my favorite time of day.

  2. tfg at 8:52 pm #

    I’ve been eating aroung 500 calories a day for the last 6 weeks. I think you’ll be OK.

  3. londongirl at 9:12 pm #

    I always feel like I’ll die from starvation by 1pm too. I have no idea how you do it, tfg.

  4. MisstressM at 11:10 pm #

    Oh No! We cant let you die!

  5. Vi vi vi vooom!!!!!!!! at 7:10 am #

    then…go…eat!!!!

  6. K at 8:04 am #

    Ha Ha.
    I always thought my daughter was the queen of drama.

    I guess there’s a new queen in town now
    🙂

  7. Kadonkadonk at 12:51 pm #

    Who the hell eats 500 calories a day? And how is that possible right after you’ve quit smoking? I put on, like 20 pounds when I quit smoking and never lost it, even after I started smoking again!

  8. Catherinette Singleton at 1:40 pm #

    I’m sorry I didn’t respond sooner, I was too weak to type anything.

    Ambiguous Blob: That’s way too early for me. I like to call that brunch.

    tgf: How can you survive on that? The only way I could do that if I was in a coma.

    Londongirl: Here, here!

    MisstressM: Thankfully, I survived.

    Vi vi vi vooom: I did, at 1:00. I inhaled (or hoovered) my lunch in about 3 minutes. It was not a pretty sight.

    K: Funny, I’m wearing a tiara as I type this. I keep getting funny looks from the people in other cubicles.

    Kadonkadonk: Me not know and me not know. Same thing happened to my sister.

  9. The Diva's Thoughts at 2:35 pm #

    HAHAHAHHA! I so know that feeling. Just don’t go into the light!!! lol

  10. 5 of 9er at 5:28 pm #

    I hope you finally ate something. 🙂

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