Blind Item

12 Jul

Boys and girls, I have a superb little tale to tell you today. It’s all about infidelity and consequences. There’s drama, it’s messed up, and you’re going to love it. I have a friend that was dating a girl (we’ll call her Poor Soul). Poor Soul and this friend had been together for a few weeks, when Poor Souls married friend started hitting on my friend. Being the weak ass fool that he is, he decided it would be a good idea to sleep with this married woman. You see, he had never been with a married woman before, and he has a big fat problem saying no. According to him, Married Chick was all over him, and wouldn’t stop propositioning him. He figured no one would ever know, and it was the chance of a lifetime. He took the chance as he’s part dog. The condom broke.

Three days later he was at a party with Poor Soul. Guess who happened to show up? Married Chick with her husband. They all hung out together and pretended things were hunky dorry.

This all happened about 3 weeks ago. On Tuesday, he got a text message from Married Chick asking him whether or not he had. . .ahem. . .finished inside her. He said he had not. Yesterday, he got a phone call from her. You guessed it boys and girls, she’s pregnant. She’s also moving to another state in 2 weeks and told him not to worry about it as she thinks it’s her husbands.

My guess is that he’ll be hearing from her pretty soon claiming that maybe it’s his after all.

DRAMA!! My friend is a baby daddy!!

8 Responses to “Blind Item”

  1. Obesio July 12, 2007 at 7:35 pm #

    Yet another persuasive argument for ana1 sex. (Though I suppose that isn’t the lesson that I am supposed to take away from this story.)

  2. phishez_rule July 13, 2007 at 10:18 am #

    What a fucking awful friend. And boyfriend. I have no words. That strikes too close to home on a personal level.

  3. lulu July 13, 2007 at 12:29 pm #

    ana1 sex is all the rage in high school right now for just that reason.

  4. The Diva's Thoughts July 13, 2007 at 3:44 pm #

    That is insane!! Wow!

  5. The Ambiguous Blob July 13, 2007 at 4:59 pm #

    stupid stupid stupid cheaters! Holy jesus and mary and joseph. They get what they deserve.

  6. Cinnkitty July 13, 2007 at 5:57 pm #

    Wow! Talk about drama. I just feel sorry for Poor Soul and the cuckholded husband. They are paying for someone else’s inablity to keep their privates in their pants. What a F’d up situation!

  7. Foxy Luv July 13, 2007 at 10:38 pm #

    OMG – NO WAY!
    And let me just say, as some one who knows un-boyfriend, what the hell is married chick’s problem? Why would you risk ruining a marriage (and the future of your baby) for un-boyfriend? He is ok – but he’s no David Beckham or anything. He’s not even Scott Biao or anything. He has no game!
    Stupid whores and the man whores who love them…then possibly impregnate them…I don’t understand these kids today!

  8. Catherinette Singleton July 16, 2007 at 5:49 pm #

    Obesio: Umm. . .I’ll get right on that.

    Phishez_Rule: He’s a jack ass.

    Lulu: That’s a frightening thought.

    Diva’s Thoughts: It’s like straight out of a wacked out Lifetime movie.

    Ambiguous Blob: He’ll have to remember that what goes around comes around.

    Cinnkitty: You know what’s really messed up? Poor Soul doesn’t know yet and she went out with him yesterday. Poor girl, really.

    Foxy Luv: Umm. . .the whole purpose of a blind item is to hide the identify of the awful turd who has done this.

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