An Important Public Service Announcement

12 Jul

When you’re drunk and trying to hit on a classy, sophisticated, educated woman who is sober, it behooves you to not talk about philosophy. It’s a dead give away that you don’t know what you’re talking about when you start mentioning Aristocrates. It’s Aristotle and Socrates, dumb shit.

Thank you, and have a pleasant and polite day.

13 Responses to “An Important Public Service Announcement”

  1. Step Right Up July 12, 2007 at 6:09 pm #

    Hybrid Philosophy. I love it!

  2. Obesio July 12, 2007 at 7:36 pm #

    Ah… but there was an Aristocrates:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aristocrates_of_Athens

  3. The Diva's Thoughts July 12, 2007 at 8:29 pm #

    Amen!

  4. phishez_rule July 13, 2007 at 10:16 am #

    It might make him look like a dumb shit, but it does make for good blog fodder.

  5. Annie Drogynous July 13, 2007 at 11:36 am #

    The best thing to do when approached by some drunken fool, is to have fun with him when he’s pretending to be intelligent.

  6. The Ambiguous Blob July 13, 2007 at 4:56 pm #

    That is so super funny. Aristocrates! What good drunkennes that guy must have been feeling.

  7. Foxy Luv July 13, 2007 at 10:41 pm #

    Drunken dumb asses amuse me…when I observing interactions like this from a far. Direct contact with drunken dumb asses makes me want to nut them…

  8. Cinnkitty July 14, 2007 at 1:44 am #

    Man.. I could have at leasst forgiven him for talking about “So-Crates”…. you know? I mean.. Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure is always quoteable, right? 😉

  9. Princess Extraordinaire July 15, 2007 at 4:21 pm #

    Okay..but isn’t it even more boring when they are sober?

  10. Betty Boob Hug July 15, 2007 at 11:38 pm #

    Heehee, this is hilarious! I love a good try-hard.

  11. 5 of 9er July 16, 2007 at 5:18 pm #

    Classic!!!

  12. Mister Underhill July 16, 2007 at 5:40 pm #

    I prefer democratus and pythagoras anyhow.

  13. Catherinette Singleton July 16, 2007 at 5:47 pm #

    Step Right Up: It’s fuel efficient!

    Obesio: Indeed there was, however, this guy kept calling him Aristole, and then Aristocrates. He was hammered.

    Diva’s Thoughts: Gracias.

    Phishez_rule: Thank goodness for small graces!

    Annie Drogynous: It was fun for the first 30 minutes.

    Ambiguous Blob: He was a total mess. I found it very amusing.

    Foxy Luv: Agreed.

    Cinnkitty: Plus he didn’t have a time machine, so he sucks. Bill and Ted are way cooler.

    Princess Extraordinaire: It boggles the mind if he’s sober and talking about Aristotle/Aristocrates.

    5 of 9er: It totally was!

    Mr. Underhill: He wouldn’t have had a clue what to do if I had thrown those names at him.

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