Archive | July, 2007

My New BFF

31 Jul

I made a new friend on Saturday night, and she’s been keeping me up late ever since as I learn all about her entire life! She’s a pretty cool girl that Lola introduced me to. You see, she works in her dad’s detective agency, and she’s still in High School! Her best friend (Lily) was murdered about a year ago and she’s trying to help solve the mystery of who killed her. Meanwhile, her now ex-boyfriend is dating one of her friends, she totally got dissed by this hot guy (Troy), and her mom has disappeared.

What makes matters worse is that she’s totally been made an outcast at her school. She used to be part of the cool crowd until her dad went after one of the most prominent men in town for Lily’s murder. It doesn’t help much that Lily was the sister of my new friend’s now ex-boyfriend, Duncan. Duncan is kind of OK, but he has this friend, Logan-now that kid is a dick. Kind of hot, but still a dick. Still, I feel sorry for him because Logan’s mother supposedly jumped off a bridge after Logan’s dad (a famous movie actor) had a series of affairs.

Seriously, this girl leads a crazy life. I’m intrigued by every little bit of it.

I love you, Veronica Mars, and I can’t believe that we’ve just met. How had I missed you on TV before? HOW? Thankfully, I’m through almost all of season 1 on DVD. Sure, I watched 6 episodes last night and was up until almost 1:00 AM (on a school night, people), but that’s not important.

No, I’m not a dork. Seriously, I’m not.

Things That Go Bump In The Night

31 Jul

Yesterday I posted about how waking up at 3:00 AM freaks me out. Here are 2 other things that make me want to pee myself in the night.

  1. Sleeping with the closet door open: When I was a wee lass, my dad told me that the Boogey Man lived in the closet. My sister and I were so impacted by this little tale of his that both of us refuse to have the closet door open at night time. There’s no way that I’m sleeping with that GD door open-not going to happen. When I dated both Mr. Big X and Un-boyfriend, they’d make fun of me. They both were highly amused at the fact that I would refuse to turn the lights off unless the closet doors were shut. As a matter of fact, Un-boyfriend found it hysterically funny to turn off the light, jump out of bed, open the closet door, and then jump back in bed. I would immediately have to hide under the covers until the door was shut.
  2. Laying in bed with any of my limbs hanging off the edge of the bed: You just never know who/what is under the bed. I don’t want something/someone to grab me and pull me under. I won’t even let my fingers dangle off the bed. Way too scary for me.

I am a chicken, yes, I admit it.

Twitching From Fear at the Witching Hour

30 Jul

Two years ago, my mom and I went to see The Exorcism of Emily Rose. For those of you that haven’t seen it, it’s a scary little thriller about a chick who is possessed by the devil, and the subsequent trial that occurs after her mysterious death. When the movie was released there was all sorts of hype about how it was really a court room drama and not a horror movie at all. I say pashah to those stupid bastards. That movie was scary as all get out! It makes it even scarier that the movie is based on a true story. That gives me the heebee jeebees.

In the movie, they explore the concept of the witching hour. Ever since I saw it-again, that was 2 years ago-I have a little panic attack if I wake up anytime near 3:00 am. For that very reason, I refuse to look at the clock if I have to get up in the middle of the night to visit the loo. Every once in awhile, however, I happen to glance at it when I’m hopping back into bed. Nine times out of ten, it’s 3-something-er-other. Then I lay awake in bed all freaked out thinking that freaky things are going to happen to me. I don’t like it one little bit.

Stupid Emily Rose. I hate you for making me scared 2 years after your stupid movie.

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30 Jul

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Special Times

26 Jul

This morning, I had an 8:15 meeting. Why do people schedule meetings at such an ungodly hour? Why? It was bad enough that it was at that hour, but to add insult to injury, Jack Ass and Little Bus had to be there. It’s a standard meeting that we have with our boss, and then Big Boss Lady. Well, Jack Ass pulled out all the stops this morning: he was 40 minutes late because he had totally forgotten.

Nice job, Jack Ass.

To top it all off, once he strolled in, he started bitching about how 8:15 was too early. Way to leave a good impression. I’m sure he can expect a promotion any minute!

Pour Your Water Vase into Mine

23 Jul

Today, I’d like to share with you a tasty little nugget that I received several months ago. This was a message that I received from some guy that was cruising my myspace page. Lord only knows where this guy came from, but it’s freaking funny. The only thing that I’ve edited is this guy’s email address, the rest, I present in it’s original glory.

Please to enjoy:

Hi, I saw your profile and I was so excited with the kinda of woman that i saw there…you be sincere with you dear you are looking Gorgeous….well let me tell you little about me and lets see if you would like me and maybe we could connect…Im a good guy, quick witted, and fun to hang out with Yes, I like all those things normal people do, music (live), movies, reading, sports, outdoors even tourist things (Im from Marrero,Louisiana,United States, so everything about the United States intrigues me crab cakes, ice storms, the beltway, how had I lived?). im presently in the region of West Africa for work and i hope to be back home soon. what am looking for here is loyalty, friendship, all quite important to me and hopefully to you If you can see things on a deeper level, well get along well. If you can sip a drink in a bar and attempt to talk on that deeper level, well get along better still! If you also like things lighthearted, spontaneous, a bit sarcastic and a little mischievous, you’ll get me completely Dont doubt I have a warm, caring, supportive side, its just under a layer of good humor.Or, join me in the kitchen and have a glass of wine while I prepare dinner and we’ll share deep stimulating conversation. Further exploring the mental chemistry between us. A relationship that ends up where it’s supposed to is what I seek. If that’s a serious relationship, good friends or great lovers, I am prepared for the next encounter life has to offer me. A friendship that is uninhibited and pure fun is what i’m about. Locations, settings and chemistry that will arouse all your senses and moments shared that cross your mind a week later while at the office. Putting a smile on your face while wondering when it’s possible to feel like that again is the sensation I aim to leave you with. I want a woman that I can trust without question and who can trust me the same. A woman whose loves me for my heart and soul. We would be like two vases of water poured into one larger more beautiful vase, in which we would be one. Holding each other, breathing each other, tasting each other as we watch the sun rise and set in each others arms. Laughing, crying, singing, praying, playing, working together to make life fun and safe for each other. I have not found that yet, but I am eternally hopeful. Maybe I am just a helpless romantic human but hope is what gets us out of bed each morning to face the day. I have no physical or mental baggage and strive everyday to be a better man for myself. Karma, Kindness, Family, Loyalty and Honesty are important realities in my lifestyle. If we are meant to be, even geography couldn’t keep us apart. sorry i need a devoted woman that i could lay my life to i need a woman that cares.So, if youre fun loving, funny, cute, GENUINE and affectionate,possess the qualities that i need in a woman will love to hear from you soon to know if we are perfect match,If we are meant to be, even geography couldn’t keep us apart,No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other’s worth.Though miles may lie between us, we’re never far apart, for friendship doesn’t count the miles, it’s measured by the heart….Please do feel free to mail me or add me to your messenger here is my screen name i_toolandloser@yahoo.com..hope to hear from you soon….do have a great day.

An Important Question for All Humanity

23 Jul

Why do some rappers put “Lil” in front of their names? There’s:

Lil Kim
Lil Wayne
Lil John
Lil Flip
Lil Bow Wow

I know that “Lil” is used in the place of “little”, but why? Is it really that hard to add in those 3 letters that are missing? Does that extra syllable really make someone so tired that they just can’t bear the thought of pronouncing it? WHY???