An Important Public Service Announcement

25 Jun

Ladies, stop being so disgusting in public restrooms by following these 3 simple rules:

  1. Flush the god damned toilet, don’t just walk out of the stall and assume that it flushes on its own. Even if it has automatic flushing, it make take more than one flush to get all your nonsense down the drain.
  2. If you bleed on the floor, clean up after yourself. No one wants to walk into the stall and see that on the floor. DISGUSTING!! You are disgusting!!
  3. Toilet paper belongs in the toilet, not on the floor.

Thank you, and have a pleasant and polite day.

7 Responses to “An Important Public Service Announcement”

  1. Step Right Up June 25, 2007 at 9:00 pm #

    I am with you all the way on that Public Service Announcement.

    What is up with people not flushing the toilet?!

  2. monicker June 26, 2007 at 12:35 am #

    #4. If you get shit on your hands (ew-ew-ew!), do NOT wipe it on the sanitary sheet dispenser.

    (Came across that one several weeks ago at work and it’s still there)

  3. Echo June 26, 2007 at 2:32 am #

    Ugh, and one more thing: if your “nonsense” gets on the toilet seat, be so kind as to wipe it off. Seriously, how does pee get on the toilet seat in the first place when you’re busy sitting on it?!

  4. Cinnkitty June 26, 2007 at 2:21 pm #

    Uh-oh..our dirty little secret is out! Turns out…girls public restrooms are typically much more disgusting than the boys bathrooms. Weird to think that huh? But it’s true.

    Why, oh why, do people think just because it’s “public” means they don’t have to clean up after themselves? Ugh! Is their bathroom at home that disgusting too?

  5. Catherinette Singleton June 26, 2007 at 2:45 pm #

    Step Right Up: It’s not that freaking hard to flush a toilet. Don’t we all learn how to do it when we’re like 3??

    Monicker: Ugh. That is disgusting! Why are people so freaking gross??

    Echo: I know!! Pee goes in the toilet, not on it!

    Echo: Thank you ever so much!

    Cinnkitty: I can’t imagine what these people must do in their own homes. Disgusting pigs.

  6. Step Right Up June 26, 2007 at 3:48 pm #

    I never sit on a public toilet. I hover. And if I got pee on the seat, I wipe it off.

  7. The Ambiguous Blob June 26, 2007 at 6:22 pm #

    Thank you, C.S. I appreciate your spreading the word.

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