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An Important Question

25 Jun
Is it just me, or have you noticed that Milo Ventimiglia (aka Peter Petrelli from NBC’s Heroes) wants me by the way he saunters about in Fergie’s Big Girls Don’t Cry video? Especially when he’s walking around without his shirt on-which is pretty much the entire video.
Fergie, you are genius and I thank you for the gift of a buff and shirtless Milo.

An Important Public Service Announcement

25 Jun

Ladies, stop being so disgusting in public restrooms by following these 3 simple rules:

  1. Flush the god damned toilet, don’t just walk out of the stall and assume that it flushes on its own. Even if it has automatic flushing, it make take more than one flush to get all your nonsense down the drain.
  2. If you bleed on the floor, clean up after yourself. No one wants to walk into the stall and see that on the floor. DISGUSTING!! You are disgusting!!
  3. Toilet paper belongs in the toilet, not on the floor.

Thank you, and have a pleasant and polite day.