Dirty Minds, I’m a Fan

22 Jun

Lit’l Smokey has a dirty mind. This morning we were talking about vacations, and I was telling him I wanted to go to London, and was hoping my family would go along with it. He said I should take him with me. The rest of the conversation went like this:

CS: You can come in my bag.
LS: [Dead silent, grinning, suddenly begins laughing and buries his head in his hands] I thought you said something else.
CS: [Embarrassed and trying to control my blushing] What did you think I said? Did you think I said “box”? Because I said “bag”. I said, “you can come in my BAG.” You are dirty, Lit’l Smokey!!
LS: I know.

13 Responses to “Dirty Minds, I’m a Fan”

  1. The [Cherry] Ride June 22, 2007 at 5:03 pm #


  2. Step Right Up June 22, 2007 at 5:14 pm #

    I got a touch excited reading that and a perhaps a little flustered and it didn’t even happen to me.

  3. southernchickie June 22, 2007 at 5:54 pm #

    Oh my Gawd! You are the funniest person EVEH! I have been reading thru your blog, and am dying laughing.

    Gurl, You need help!

  4. Beatrix Kiddo June 22, 2007 at 6:40 pm #

    I think this is further proof that he totally wants you. And your box. It’s on his mind.

  5. red June 22, 2007 at 6:59 pm #

    In college, I ran the School of Theatre library and there was a boombox that lived there but was often borrowed for rehearsal, and became known as “[Red]’s box”. I was very much the good lil’ virgin of the SoT, so the cast thought it was very funny to talk about my box, careful not to let it get wet, then they’d have to rub it, etc.

    Ah, memories.

  6. Amber June 22, 2007 at 11:35 pm #

    Damn, I was going to pretty much say what beatrix said but she beat me to it.

    So, obviously he’s smitten and wants you.

    You need to jump his ass and get it over with, lol.

    But then again, sometimes, the fantasy is so much better than reality… so who knows?

  7. phishez_rule June 23, 2007 at 3:53 am #

    He heard exactly what he wanted to hear.

  8. Foxy Luv June 24, 2007 at 12:01 am #

    He’s so dreamy…
    Can you miagine being in London with him? forget that – can you imagine being in the copy room with him…


    Seriously people, he is fine like a tiny bottle of wine.

  9. Princess Extraordinaire June 24, 2007 at 2:52 pm #

    He wants you

  10. Grant Miller June 25, 2007 at 3:34 pm #


  11. Heather June 26, 2007 at 2:52 pm #

    Yeah, he definitely wants to “come in your box”

  12. The Ambiguous Blob June 26, 2007 at 6:23 pm #

    still, coming in your bag might be hot too. Like if you’re into that kind of thing…

  13. Catherinette Singleton June 26, 2007 at 6:37 pm #

    Cherry Ride: It totally is. Smoking hot.

    Step Right Up: I got a touch excited just writing it!

    Southernchickie: Why thank you so much for recognizing my writing genius!

    Beatrix Kiddo: Now he just needs to admit it to himself.

    Red: That is really funny!! Did they call it your boombox? BWAHAHAHA!

    Amber: I can only imagine how fabulous and wonderous the whole entire thing would be.

    Phishez_rule: Well said!

    Foxy Luv: Step off, Foxy, I saw him first!

    Princess Extraordinaire: How could he not?

    Grant Miller: you know you like it.

    Heather: Tee hee.

    Ambigious Blob: Do you have any idea how angry I’d be if I reached into my Michael Kors bag and realized he had done that?!?! Oh, it would be so on!

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